Short Goof Poems

I goof yet?
I jot good note
Love
Lord...

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Sara Ruth
believe me 
the first cousins
a goof...

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the lamb
the goof 
the coward
the dragon
the whore
the harlot
the beast
the snake
the lamb...

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Trump Did Drive

When a goof ball Trump did drive
We would all jump, chuck and jive;
Fat and flatulent,
Where he went;
All His stupidity we had to survive.

Jim Horn...

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There once was a lady on the roof;
Basking on the sun, getting tanned, all aloof.
A towel covered her up.
She felt comfy like a pup .
Lying on the sunlit roof, oh what a goof!...

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Mum said she would throw herself off the roof
If I had sex 'fore marriage.  It's a goof
But just in case I do
I'll say, "So, you did too!"
This wedding photo is conclusive proof
...

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Hit Roof When Up Would Goof

A raving maniac, there might be proof,
They had said that each time I hit roof,
With my head;
Bled and bled,
When and where up would always goof.

Jim Horn...

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Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof 
If Ya like it...

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Told About Trump Suspenses

After being told about Trump suspense's,
We had to suffer from the consequences;
Is always aloof;
Up things goof,
And never knew how to use verb tenses.

Jim Horn...

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Jealousy precisely at an angle.
Two cuties and one guy in a tangle.
     Tumble would be their goof.
     The ice not shatterproof.
One of their exes snaps with wide-angle.

11/7/2020...

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Trump Thoroughly Becoming Terrible

Trump was thoroughly becoming terrible,
As well as unsure of self and unbearable;
Standing tall;
Real goof ball;
Like broken record appearing irrepairable.

Jim Horn...

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I'm forever saying, “oh well, c'est la vie”
Or when I goof up I say, “t'wasn't me”
Have never owned up
Since I was a pup
Have stayed out of trouble since I was three


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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God is great
Know 
He is the magnificent force
You get what you need from Him
Only
Know
Direct you He will 
Great and sure
Grand and reaching
Know
Know greatness in Him
The giver great He is
Love is His name
Know...

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The ones who are preppy seldom seem peppy
They appear alone and aloof, if they smile it’s a goof
They dress in dull clothes, stick out their straight nose
Put on snobbish airs, I’d rather spend time with bears...

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Girls take it serious
Boys goof around, they act like 2-year olds
Stomp all around, laughing things that aren’t that funny,
Not taking life seriously
They laugh and poke fun not knowing
How they will soon be....

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Big bad bumblebee bear was fluffy and cuddly
We did not know his name, so we called him Duddly
He rolled around on the roses and tried to tiptoe on the lily
We loved watching this big goof, he was adorable and silly....

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Trump Paranoid Maniac Mounting Proof

Trump paranoid maniac was mounting proof;
Could always tell when head had hit the roof;
By head led,
That bled and bled;
Every time when up as a goof he would goof.

Jim Horn...

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when with much anguish
you will find what you do wish
in liter languish

head had hit the roof
up Trump always sure to goof
need burden of proof

Trump would play a game
why me would anyone blame
disturbed by a dame...

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Who you calling a loser?
You...There's plenty of proof
Wait till I finish my poem book
You'll still be a penniless goof

Shoot I broke my pencil
And you can't afford a spare?
My Kingdom for a sharpener!
Hmm...That deal sounds fair...

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You are quick
And so spunky  
You are witty 
You are a goof-off (everyday) 
You are silly and crazy  
You are whiny and wary 
You are childlike and canny  
You are a show-off (in a good way) 
You are pretty 
And quite tidy  
You are slick!...

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when they made a goof
we had found proof on the roof
saw prints made by each hoof

we did see spry deer
which on our roof would appear
knew Christmas was here

we opened presents
would love in every essence
with perfect pleasance...

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Yawning makes you look like an absolute goof
We can see what you had for breakfast and your missing tooth
You're incapacitated
Visions of the first girl you dated
And all the naughtiness you were guilty of during your youth...

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Definition of a friend, one who'll help you move
A REAL friend will help you move a body, that's proof
Please keep this quiet, a friend I am
Far as I know, he's still on the lam
If I hear more, I'll keep you up-to-date on this goof...

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Definition of a friend, one who'll help you move
A REAL friend will help you move a body, that's proof
Please keep this quiet, a friend I am
Far as I know, he's still on the lam
If I hear anymore, I'll keep you updated on this goof...

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Definition of a friend is one who'll help you move
A REAL friend is one who'll help you move a body, that's proof
Please keep this quiet, a friend I am
Far as I know, he's still on the lam
If I hear any more, I'll keep you posted on this goof...

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