Short Glock Poems

There is an ocelot at twelve o’clock
I did not bother to get out my Glock.
Was eaten fast
All but my cast
Thanks to the lying wolf-crier on the block...

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There once was a jock with a sock
so big you’d think he wore a glock.
When he entered the ring
girls sang my ding-a-ling
at least till his foe cleaned his clock!

*martial arts...

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It is time to play,
We are approaching,
Final round day by day,
Clock says tick tick tick,
Where is your dirty diick?
Can I taste your coke???
Don't kill me with Glock...
Note.Gunfire Or Injection??...

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Hawaii’s coffee is Kona
Mexico’s beer is Corona
But Tucson loves Stock
And now owns a used Glock
For the gun culture of Arizona     

Author's note:  News flash--Glocks are now flying off the shelves in Arizona....

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I'm a mind raper
I'm a fine rapper
You'd better stay out of my way
Cause my nine's always strapped
Even on laundry day
Got my glock tucked in my sweatpants
Quarter cup of Tide® Enhance™
Roll up to the laundromat
You want yo titties autographed?...

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When I am feeling frustrated
Or angry with my life
I like to get a target
And glock away my strife

Loading up the ammo
Taking careful aim
Always hitting on the mark
This is a great game

You wouldn’t know to see me
That I like to shoot
I seem pretty normal
Isn’t life a hoot...

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Farewell, father.  On adrenaline filled adventures, you’ve raised me.  Canoeing open waters, fishing with trident spears.  In search of game, we’ve explored.  I clench my Glock .45,  the Brown Bears passed us by.  A proverbial Sirens call?  Nay.  Whatever lies ahead, I’ll take you with me.  We’ll meet again, soon....

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R. Lee Ermery(Gunny) Lock and load, Hero
Put the choke hold on Caleb
Caleb smiling all the while

Team Glock World champions
Steve Sevigny, Jesse Abbatte, and Randi Rogers
Kind and gracious 
Photos taken, a wonderful day remembered always.

Kudos Team Glock
A job well done!!

Keep the steel ping, ping, pinging!...

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His family had
no idea
what it was he
was doing every
night
his mother 
stayed up late 
watching the 
clock
but he was 
on the block
and his glock 
he’d cock
and wait
for fresh 
bait
and on his flesh
a tattoo
of his soul mate
and one day
the Lord he found
and decided
to exit the game
and they took 
his life
and no one 
ever knew 
his real name...

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Their gold rush collecting slaves as slaying children ?
Write it in a note attach to his goat: we'll call father double talk 
Back beyound her future with a green light glock: cannonball camouflage
Founders, of cannibal espionage ? Twenty leagues aneath the sea divulged his silver....
Pear tree here hear riptide's constitution Big Ben's revolution ? Robinson Crusoe's, evolution....

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Urban Warfare




Knock Knock, tick tocks the clock,
post traumatic syndrome head trauma shock.
Glock Glock, click pop weapon stock,
three dimensional residential sniper kill shot on lock.

Hippity Hop, bee bop the music stops,
scattered brats panic attack, raiding cops.
Ding Dong, ping pong ball bounce bops,
sad sadistic, unrealistic, urban firearm goes pop, pop, pop!...

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I came to one conclusion 
all that we see is an illusion 

Tic Tock  ….. Tick Tock

As I run around the block 
I got my finger on my glock

Tic Tock …. Tick Tock

I walk da streets immune 
to shock

You think you know me
Like you my real homie

As I begin to contemplate
You fake as they come 

So step and get out my
FACE

And run for your life like you're 
in a race


7-29- 18...

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I should get a smart phone
but i'm 73 and don't give a toss.
Black history is about queer folks - who knew?
No, I will NOT untuck my shirt!
I have come to the conclusion
that loosely knit realities
do not unravel like the uptight kind -
it's a tremendous relief.
A flintlock musket
is not as handy as a Glock
but it's so pretty
and you can use it to hammer nails.
This wisdom is free
and cannot be exchanged, redeemed
or returned....

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Rayland Givens is getting old.
He's still quick on the draw,
but now he's more internally aware,
more thoughtful as he shoots
his Glock 19 into hearts and guts.
He's grown, matured,
i hate that,
in his youth he used to quip
humorous asides as he shot the bad guys.
He had anger, I mean real anger,
and that made him interesting.
Now he's older
and looks like he wants to go fishing
or write a poem or two.
I am almost overwhelmed
with sadness.

I still like his hat....

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I walk alone 
In the night 
With a glock in my hand 
Revenge is what I seek 

Your dirty deeds 
Will cost you this time 
You sleeping in her bed 
I am coming for you 

I peek in the window 
My eyes red from tears 
Soon you will never do this again 
You and her will be together forever 

I sneak in the back door
Walking silently to her room 
You make this easy 
With the door wide open 

My finger is on the trigger 
Not caring anymore 
As the shots ring out 
With both your blood on the floor...

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