Keep Your Eyes On the Prize

There once was a jock with a sock
so big you’d think he wore a glock.
When he entered the ring
girls sang my ding-a-ling
at least till his foe cleaned his clock!

*martial arts
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 22, 2011 at 11:25 AM
Congratulations on your win Debbie in Royal Trevino's contest "My Favorite Sport". Love, Carol
Dietrich Avatar
February 10, 2011 at 10:26 PM
Congratulations on this dingy poem. hahaha. do you remember that song? I loved annoying my mom with it when I was in high school! Luv, Andrea
Taylor Avatar
February 9, 2011 at 8:47 AM
Congrats on a well deserved win, Deb. Nice going. xxxRalph
Mannan Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 8:34 PM
hahaha Many congratulations for this big win.
Mehta Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Deb
Anderson Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Very funny..congrats on your win in the contest...Jimmy
Pettit Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 7:06 AM
Congratulations on winning with this entry. Chuck Berry should appreciate this limerick.
Sweetheart Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 6:02 AM
Congrats Debbie on your super win in the sports Limerick contest with this wonderful write .. enjoy another top ten sweet success this Super Sunday with luv..
Onclaud Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 2:48 AM
scoring high with this great stuff, debs!! my best cheers to you! :) huggs, nette
Calhoun Avatar
February 6, 2011 at 12:56 AM
Hi Deborah - Congratulations on your WIN in the "SPORTS" contest. Best wishes, KC
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January 23, 2011 at 6:35 PM
good one D.G, smiles on this one... and by the way.. i fixed that poem the best i could... have a nice one,..p.d.
Hall Mad Poet Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 5:44 PM
Hey I thought I was the funny one here? Nice one Deborah I'll have to try to out do you know
Dietrich Avatar
January 19, 2011 at 7:31 PM
hehehehe, Great entry, Deb. I hope you do well! Luv, Andrea
Rhinem Avatar
January 18, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Smile ~ "You 'Are' The 'Prize' But, 'Your Beauty' Just Doesn't See It Yet" ~ So, "Go for 'The Gold' My 'Dear, Precious & Priceless Debra Guzzi!!!'" ~ "Very 'Sweet' &, 'Keep Reaching for That Glock &, 'That Clock'" ~ "My Love & Warmth to 'You Always' &, All You Love, 'Forevermore,'" John! ~ Smile, "Have A Very 'Blessed & Beautiful' Day Dear, Amid That Red Roped Ring in, 'The Martial Arts of Beautiful Love;'" Bye My Dear!:) ~
Guzzi Avatar
January 18, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Thanks Diane! gots to get the "g" in ;)
Locksley Avatar
January 18, 2011 at 11:20 AM
That's funny, Deb. Is a din a ling the same as a ding a ling? I like the punch line at the end. Good luck in the sports contest. Diane
Brown Avatar
January 18, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Tantalizing dear Deborah. You made my day with this cool little limerick. Thanks for sharing it my friend. Have a wonderful day and keep pumping them out. Love, Carol
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