Short Glitch Poems
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Putin is richer than rich.
Does he have to show his taxes?
Is this just a USA glitch?
Like our new sport of throwing axes?
With terrain and angles galore
Nature has objects to adore
But what is this glitch?
A non-working bra hitch
Hides the peaks we want to explore
Healthcare Hypocrite
Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch.
Mining And fuel companies yearn
For all of our forests to burn
So they can get rich
But there is a glitch:
Climate Change won't wait its turn!
Her voice had an unusual pitch
That sounded like my neighbor Mitch
She tried talking soft
But still she was off
Then specified her voice was a glitch
In Oz most things had a glitch:
Like bricks from red to yellow did switch;
- Monkey things
- with flyin’ wings;
And ... the water’s bad – ask the witch!
Losing power is a real cinch
Hopefully, it's just a minor glitch
No more than a minute
Crashes damn quick
Like driving off a road into a ditch
There once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off and pursued her.
Dancing through my day.
Screech!
Things have turned.
That’s okay.
I am flexible.
Tah Dah Tah Dah
Dhramn!
Another glitch.
That’s okay.
Humming a Disney movie tune now.
I know I belong to a wicked witch
but I keep secret an ironic glitch
that makes me better suited to a nun -
I wish Halloween to be safe and fun.
(To the tune of
--'You're in the army now')
You're in the bathroom stall
The writing on the wall
Says she's a witch
There must be a glitch
~With her, you'd had a ball!
Rags Before Riches
They ragged on me when I was rich;
Had been in rags digging a ditch;
Now in my own tower;
Riches down on shower,
And only God knows my each glitch.
Jim Horn
Hit a plateau in my weight loss endeavor
Must stay focused, easy to give it up forever
My goal is in sight
Takes all my might
To ignore this minor glitch in the weather
How do you fare on the happiness scale
Are you an A-Plus or have you fallen off the rails
Bend an ear
And listen here
Besides an occasional glitch, everything else pales
Growing Glitch in Moscow Mitch
What we found was a growing glitch,
That would appear in Moscow Mitch;
Chews his cud;
Real dumb dud,
Then it tight together he must stitch.
Jim Horn
There was an old lady from Zurich,
Whose husband was garrulous and rich,
He bragged about his new boat,
That it had a steel-like coat,
The boat sank due to an unseen glitch.
May 21, 2023.
On a roll again, fell off the wagon for a bit
A wee glitch, no idea why garbage I did emit
Well I'm over it now
No more nonsense I vow
Strictly perfection as usual, really no ****!
Priest Who Had Went on a Hunt
Priest went on hunt which was a witch,
So he can talk to God about each glitch,
Whitch He does wonder,
Bridge has been under;
Trump's mind that does exist in a ditch.
Jim Horn
Your visceral comments are taking on a new pitch.
Do you have some weird little glitch?
Why a you hitting me with a switch?
Your critiques don’t help to enrich.
Quit being such a troll.
Negativity takes its toll
McCain Engine Started To Switch
McCain plane engine should start to switch;
Even though in system there may be glitch;
His engines failed;
Downward sailed;
He bailed out in an effort that is last ditch.
Jim Horn
I was thrown backwards after
submitting my poem rapture
the system posted it five times
oh well my funny valentines
hilarious mischief again felt
like i was in front of a raging
shooting range killing me softly
An abrupt switch
From there to here
Same feel moves glitch
In weary spheres
This mad world churns
As contrast frames
Hot furious burns
In burning flames
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Leon Enriquez
31 December 2020
Singapore
In the past we said goodbye
now in the future we say hello
trapped in the vortex of time
we found common ground
to meet again
separate worlds
individual lives
time did not erase
a glitch in the matrix
you reappear
I saw the stillness on Grandma's face
The peace
She had gone to be with the Lord or maybe the devil
Or maybe she was just gone
Like the glitch,science predicted
And there and then,I felt an emotion that scared me
Envy
There was a man from Australia,
Who in life was an utter failure, So he married an Aust-rich,(Ostrich),
To get rid of his glitch,
Then he became a billionaire.