Short Glitch Poems

when we would know which
had been a hitch with a stitch
ending up with glitch...

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Morissette's high pitch,
Is like a kick in the door,
Create light bulb glitch....

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rainy retail park
turning on and off again
techno logic love

lost rhyme and losing reason
my computer saying 'O'...

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Putin is richer than rich.
Does he have to show his taxes?
Is this just a USA glitch?
Like our new sport of throwing axes?...

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With terrain and angles galore
Nature has objects to adore
But what is this glitch?
A non-working bra hitch
Hides the peaks we want to explore...

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Healthcare Hypocrite

Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch....

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Mining And fuel companies yearn
For all of our forests to burn
So they can get rich
But there is a glitch:
Climate Change won't wait its turn!...

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Her voice had an unusual pitch
That sounded like my neighbor Mitch
She tried talking soft
But still she was off
Then specified her voice was a glitch...

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In Oz most things had a glitch:
Like bricks from red to yellow did switch;
 - Monkey things
 - with flyin’ wings;
And ...  the water’s bad – ask the witch!...

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Losing power is a real cinch 
Hopefully, it's just a minor glitch
No more than a minute
Crashes damn quick
Like driving off a road into a ditch...

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There once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off and pursued her....

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Dancing through my day.
Screech!
Things have turned.

That’s okay.
I am flexible.
Tah Dah Tah Dah

Dhramn!
Another glitch.
That’s okay.
Humming a Disney movie tune now....

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I know I belong to a wicked witch

but I keep secret an ironic glitch

that makes me better suited to a nun -

I wish Halloween to be safe and fun.


...

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(To the tune of
   --'You're in the army now')

You're in the bathroom stall
The writing on the wall 
   Says she's a witch
   There must be a glitch
~With her, you'd had a ball!...

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Rags Before Riches

They ragged on me when I was rich;
Had been in rags digging a ditch;
Now in my own tower;
Riches down on shower,
And only God knows my each glitch.

Jim Horn...

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Hit a plateau in my weight loss endeavor
Must stay focused, easy to give it up forever
My goal is in sight
Takes all my might
To ignore this minor glitch in the weather...

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How do you fare on the happiness scale
Are you an A-Plus or have you fallen off the rails
Bend an ear
And listen here
Besides an occasional glitch, everything else pales...

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Growing Glitch in Moscow Mitch

What we found was a growing glitch, 
That would appear in Moscow Mitch;
Chews his cud;
Real dumb dud, 
Then it tight together he must stitch.

Jim Horn...

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There was an old lady from Zurich,
Whose husband was garrulous and rich,
He bragged about his new boat,
That it had a steel-like coat,
The boat sank due to an unseen glitch.


May 21, 2023....

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On a roll again, fell off the wagon for a bit
A wee glitch, no idea why garbage I did emit
Well I'm over it now
No more nonsense I vow
Strictly perfection as usual, really no shit!...

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Priest Who Had Went on a Hunt

Priest went on hunt which was a witch,
So he can talk to God about each glitch,
Whitch He does wonder,
Bridge has been under;
Trump's mind that does exist in a ditch.

Jim Horn...

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Your visceral comments are taking on a new pitch.
Do you have some weird little glitch?
Why a you hitting me with a switch?
Your critiques don’t help to enrich.
Quit being such a troll.
Negativity takes its toll...

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McCain Engine Started To Switch

McCain plane engine should start to switch;
Even though in system there may be glitch;
His engines failed;
Downward sailed;
He bailed out in an effort that is last ditch.

Jim Horn...

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I was thrown backwards after 
submitting my poem rapture 
the system posted it five times
oh well my funny valentines 
hilarious mischief again felt 
like i was in front of a raging 
shooting range killing me softly...

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An abrupt switch
From there to here
Same feel moves glitch
In weary spheres

This mad world churns
As contrast frames
Hot furious burns
In burning flames

~~~~~~~~~


Leon Enriquez
31 December 2020
Singapore...

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