Short German Shepherd Poems
Short German Shepherd Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about German Shepherd by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about German Shepherd by length and keyword.
An Ode To Bruno Haiku
german shepherd dog
my own big wheel bodyguard
loyal till the end...
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Categories:
german shepherd, devotion, dog, remember,
Form:
Haiku
Nicknames
It's golden panda (German Shepherd )
jazzy with skinny tail (mix dog)
Kodiak brown bear (cat)...
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Categories:
german shepherd, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Terrified By German Shepherds
The German Shepherd terrifies me.
More than any animal I see.
So I stay away,
Every single day
In his giant jaws my flesh I see....
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Categories:
german shepherd, dog,
Form:
Limerick
German Shepherd
There once was a German Shepherd
Who liked to act like a leopard
He went to get a chicken,
But it went a kickin’
And then they both got peppered....
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Categories:
german shepherd, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Gutsy George
There was a German Shepherd named George
Who - on only the best would gorge
If you offered him ground beef or fish
He would growl and cover his dish
He’d howl with a histamine headache
If fed anything less than steak.
Suzanne Delaney
For Robert
Check out all of Robert Gorelick’s funny doggie Limericks....
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Categories:
german shepherd, dog, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
REScue DOGS-
Missing life procedure
German Shepherd bleeding
Reminds me of humanity injured hurt
Puppies dog spring forth healings
Huskies and St Bernard's
Stop drinking bourbon smoking cigars
Rescue dogs living large
Humane pedigree saving Humanity
1/9/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2024...
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Categories:
german shepherd, adventure, analogy, anxiety, care, caregiving, dog,
Form:
Free verse
A Dog On a Night Like This
My dog’s in the corner, her head is hung low
She fears all the sound coming through the window
The lightning and thunder, they scare her too much
That I must go to her now and offer a touch
She cries in the dark when the storms come around
I guess it’s the lights and all of the sound
She’s just like a baby, but hairy, yet cute
She’s my German shepherd and she is a beaut...
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Categories:
german shepherd, pets
Form:
Couplet
My Wife Is a Vegetarian
(This is a fictional poem)
My wife is a vegetarian and she's making me be one too.
I crave meat so much that I ate a leather shoe.
Last week my wife got mad when I bought a Big Mac.
She gave it to her german shepherd and he nearly bit my hand off when I tried to
get it back.
I'm unhappy because vegetables and fruits are all I've had to eat.
I'd kiss an old hog just to get a little meat....
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Categories:
german shepherd, funny, husband, wife, wife,
Form:
I do not know?
Dave Grigger
Dave Grigger is marinating in the tub.
Stopped by the Dollar-General and
got some bubble-bath. Feels like a
a jacuzzi at a midget night club filled
with gassy-ass dwarfs.
Reach for the cigs - wait -
dab hands on towel to dry.
Cool.
Now reach for the cigs, draw
one, like a blunted dagger
of delectable carcinogens.
Got no matches.
The head of a German Shepherd emerged
from the bubble bath.
My work was not finished, damn.
Gotta picket a few more abortion clinics....
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Categories:
german shepherd, analogy,
Form:
Free verse
Mistaken Identity
It is almost midnight
The mist blankets the beach
I feel a chill coming from inside
My heart is pounding
The throbbing in my ears drowns
out the sound of rushing waves
I know someone or something
is watching me
I clutch my chest, hoping the
tightness will lighten my fear.
I hear heavy breathing
I brace myself for the unknown
I force myself to turn
Starring back at me is a stray
German Shepherd with his
tongue hanging out
Hoping I had a tasty treat
to appease his hunger....
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Categories:
german shepherd, mystery,
Form:
Free verse