Short Gentleman Poems
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Golfing golden-age gentleman gladly gives go ahead-
gilds golf game, gets glory,
goofball glitzy gold digger girlfriend giggles
A good laughter by a gentleman
among beautiful ladies within
may transform into passionate love
and given wings to fly into hearts
In the delightful dancing
turns the gentleman in wiggles
making the lady slides
at the ball
magnificent
pas de deux!
ensemble !
I read about Trump's love affair
With Stormy Daniel's underwear
Her Double-D bust
Was covered in dust
Gentleman Trump blew everywhere
crisp shirt and silk tie
freshly polished black wingtips
dapper gentleman
he fools the naïve
manners are impeccable
hiding his evil
dirty hands a treatment
served with honourable manners
a gentleman never thought
someone is serving poison
the bees were flying on honey
The gentleman spoke to a man
Who walks away shaking his hand
Fifty dollars he dropped
That another man copped
At work he was giving the can
Another shot he didn't need
adrenaline his veins would bleed
What gentleman would not revel in
a date who looks like Marilyn
Could I borrow cup of toilet paper?
Asked old gentleman named Mr Saber
Slammed door in face
Without much grace
Not very polite this fearful neighbor
A gentleman opened his mail,
When out jumped a sprightly young snail.
"I'm glad to be out,"
He said with a shout,
"I thought I was in a white whale."
A very kind old gentleman
All his efforts were to keep you close
If you Yanks had stood still
And had fought like men
You’d be still be English - men
Form:
One of my grandsons, name of Benjamin
He likes eating toast made with cinnamon
But uses his wits
To not eat his grits
Then excuses himself like a gentleman
Her bra straps were a mite too tight
Her breasts looked like they had a fight
He kissed them better
Found a French letter
And did his best to make things right
There was a gentleman from England
Who boasted how his land was so grand
Big Ben, Scotland Yard
The Changing of the Guard
It's too bad all the food is so bland!
Whether you call him geometer or polyhedron head,
your old math teacher lays flat, before you, dead,
and all you can think of to do,
is bisect the gentleman in two!
Martin Russell Sullivan
was a rare blend of humor and gentleman.
May the wild eyed Nazi skin head who shot him dead
forever rot in the hell hole he so richly deserved.
The Gentleman
Polite to a Fault
Kisses Ladies Hands
Dances Gracefully, Effortlessly
Writes Romantic Poetry
A Sparkling Conversationalist
~ Vanishing Species
Form:
James Bond
quintessential gentleman
ultra cool, calm, collected, candid spy
he does things others can never hope to do
his living quarters are classy and glassy
all women want him
'May I have the honor of this dance'
sounds quaint in an era of online romance
Yet when a gentleman takes the hand of a lady with class
~ the 21st century can take a pass
...................... APPETITES
A gentleman knows
will it be salty or sweet
a pearl in a shell
GINSU - KNIFE EASTPORT , MAINE USA
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy
her gentleman friend is not gentleman-like
a fraudulent flimflam man, a shyster named Ike
I would love to tell the cheater to take a hike
but then she would marry him said her Daddy Mike
devote,
faithful,
loyal,
royal,
A gallant gentleman priestly sort
Vaillant courageous a Kingly swart
8/21/26
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2026© Tyburn
Once there was a man called Tight "the rope"
"even filthy language will carry truth"rope's hope
basis if "true to conscience"
right be the comprehension
bloody, damn you rope! filthy gentleman!