Math Shaming

Whether you call him geometer or polyhedron head,
your old math teacher lays flat, before you, dead, 
and all you can think of to do,
is bisect the gentleman in two!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Lawless Avatar
March 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Hey, I was doing fine until they exceeded the number of fingers approach
Crandall Avatar
March 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
haha, that's a good start!
Lawless Avatar
March 24, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Hey, I was doing fine until they exceeded the numbers approach
Faulkner Avatar
March 23, 2026 at 9:31 AM
As someone not skilled in math, this made me smile, hope you have a good Monday-
Crandall Avatar
March 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
haha, I wrote this for you. I'm one of those weird cats that actually likes math :-)).
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