Short Gee Poems

What are you up to?
You
Love
Lord...

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Why do I love you?
I don’t even know
Love
Lord...

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This is the beauty
Of modern technology
Virtual meeting, Gee....

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Technology certainly has its place..
But Gee, what happened to talking face to face?

For the Epigram contest...

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Gigi was a young mare
Who thought it very unfair
That she had a name
That was the same
As young horses everywhere...

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Gee, it’s been awhile since I’ve
talked about Buddha.
Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha
Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha
Buddha...

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I seem to be in a jam.
I don't know who that I am.
I woke up this morning,
Without any warning,
Gee, I hope that I'm not on the lam!...

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There once was an ass at the zoo
Who went there sick with the flu
Let out a sneeze 
Said gee Louise
For in his pants he went poo...

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Gee, I want a chocolate moose
But, I got a charred up goose
It tasted so bad
I threw I’ve been had
Awe, I tried to give it a spruce...

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Salad & garlic croutons
A noodle stir fry
Sweet & sour diced chicken
hot garlic roasties
chateau-neuf-de pape
Hot cross buns
Gee !...

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There once was an old carthorse
Whose name was Dobbin of course
He sat on the floor
Refused to work anymore
And had to be moved by force...

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Sunny side eggs and fried bread
Buttered toast and jam,
Sausages,bacon or ham,
black coffee and tea-
As one,breakfast,lunch
condensed,brunch
Gee !...

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Many people react in haste
When something does not suit their taste
IF you lower the boom
Be prepared for your doom
Life's mistakes one can not erase!...

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Math
boggles
brilliantly
stimulating
brain cells that who knew connected that way?

Music, art, poetry do too, yep and
theology
all of gee
whiz, it's
cool....

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They fret
There yet?

She bit
He hit

Jaw tight
Food  fight

Oh Gee
Must Pee

More thrill
Big Spill

Irate
We're late!

They nod
Thank God!

 I think
BIG drink...

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T-rumpers are thinking with glee
You're in Kentucky next week, golly gee 
Your vote you can't cast!
But this Thursday that passed
I filed my form absentee!...

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i c u d,
r u c me,c
i drink t,
g u 2,c,
4 u d t
Translation:

I see you Dee,
Ah, you see me, "Si,"
I drink tea,
Gee, you too, "Si,"
For you Dee, tea....

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“Goodness gracious, golly gee”
Twas the way we talked in forty-three
Not me, my Mum
Just sucked on my thumb
The sweetest lady just Mum and me...

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In the Grand Scream of things we all fear
Snakes, spiders, and insects doth appear
But one little sin
Can come waltzing in 
And destroy everything we hold dear...

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Gigi was a young mare
Who thought it very unfair
That she had a name
That was the same 
As young horses everywhere.





I originally put this on in 2020...

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Golly gee how did I ever
Receive such a gift of
Old age to pontificate
Wisely winding through
Interests as varied and
New as a
Grand baby who

Only
Loves a
Dear me....

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Wildlife 37

A kingfisher was all of a dither,
When he first saw thick ice on the river'
He cried "Golly-Gee!"
As he dived off a tree
But the impact made every bone quiver...

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The real me is what you read here
No pretenses, no need to put on airs
What you see is all there is
Gosh, golly, gee whiz
Used to be deeper but now a little weird...

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Donald Trump is just as clear as can be
Immigrant children must be caged, not free!
Trump wants them all whipped
Before they are shipped 
But "not on my watch" ruled Judge Dolly Gee!...

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“Golly Gee” was a bad word in the past
Sounds goofy now, naughty words are a blast
Is that real progress
Hmm, what nonsense
They're only words, like “what a nice ass”...

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