Short Garage Poems
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yes...
stirred day
april first so...
the winds are
spiraling snow...
in front of the
garage...
and front door
at a garage sale
tables of pre-owned items...
life stories and tales
in a motley collection
sold for just a buck or two
Yard Sales are the
Macy’s of Saturday shopping,
On a budget that fits in my coin purse.
written for contest
07/27/2019
Holding a guitar does that make you a rockstar,
Would standing in a garage also make you a car?
2019 September 21
like a boat parked in a garage
or a kite lost in space
I feel different today,
both captive and free,
but definitely out of place.
milk white porcelain
dresden stamp on the bottom
valuable purchase
found at garage sale
appreciated more now
two dollars well spent
milk white porcelain
dresden stamp on the bottom
valuable purchase
found at garage sale
appreciated more now
two dollars well spent
kansas black rat snake
foot longer than my garage door
where are you going
i name you blackie
glad you are a mouse eater
youre welcome to stay
the snow is coming
these chains are a pain indeed
he breaks out grinder
sparks fly all over
waiting for garage to blow
good grief man it's snow
Up in the mornin’ and out the door.
Goin’ garage salin’ some more.
Shop, shop, shop, shop, never stop.
She’ll have me out there until we drop.
1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride
Written for the tongue twister challenge
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Aunty acquired an
antique armoire
for her red-leather yellow-leather
lingerie.
Unique New Yorker, she!
The shadows on the wall
Form a table saw
Like the one in my garage
I just want to kiss you
But every time I close my eyes
I can feel my ribs start to break
Form:
Tree top dwellers
Electric line leapers
Garage roof tenants
They seem to live solely
To gather nuts
Be chased by eager canines,
And flaunt their furry tails.
There once was a guy named Sarge
who had seat belts installed in his dodge.
After he strapped his date in,
they committed a carnal sin
without ever leaving the garage.
A man on crutches in camouflage
Stole my wallet while in my garage
“You can hide but can't run
Coz you'll fall on your bum
End up in jail with a backend barrage”
Grandpa gets up to change the channels
Grandma has a rotary phone
Microwaves scare them to bits
Garage door openers
ATM machines
Self-checkout lines
Computers
Cell phones
Not!
cat flap in garage is frequented by a wren
as if she owns the place, she hops right in
this is day two, that I have seen this sight.
If a cat is inside there, she is not so bright.
An elephant asked her for a massage
She said, You’re huge; we will use the garage
That massage took three ladies
Who had very fine paydays
Not to mention the wildest troi menage
Country Solly needed a back massage
Strolled up to his local car wash garage --
Said, "I'm Sol, God of Solar,"
He laid down on those rollers --
Sol emerged dead ~ Holy Roller Barrage
I give up writing the ‘great American poem’…
started after college
in my garage
but it was all a mirage…
Now all my backers – I owe ‘em
If I was a marauder
I would move to Kansas City
To pillage smelly garage from barbeque restaurants
Lots of customers do not finish their food
I would do it in May
Before the June flies swarm in
There is nothing dainty about my wind
It lifts me out of my chair said old man Flynn
He rocks the house and the garage interjected his wife
I just let them rip, he agreed, thus, I have no strife.
When the towns only tow truck breaks down, the not-yet repos have time to hide in the garage. While I am still stuck in the mud.
11/03/2019
Pithy Pome Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy
Mama got the pot
at her neighbor’s garage sale
sixty years ago.
It outlived her and
will feed her son, and his child
and his children’s children
long after he’s done using it
as his snare drum.