Ode To the Rapper

You, my friend, are milky white You are the best rapper there ever will be, despite You are a musician from Mammoth Inc. And the music is funnier when you drink You consider yourself "The Good Reverend" However, never shall you be a Godsend You are nevertheless extremely old And with the ladies you aren't quite bold My advice would be: stay away from cops And likewise tobacco shops Yet, My friend, You are the best And I would have to say, I am truly blessed