Short Fungus Poems

Humongous

Vag-in-al

Fungus...

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Magical fungus
Spiritual visions dawn
Mind has departed...

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Mushrooms grow in yards,
are plucked for tonight’s supper,
but grow back by morn....

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Lefty Louie was screwy
His stinky bum went blewy
Like a peeled onion
Was a ripe bunion 
Terminus Fungus was he...

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deep in the forest
collapsed limbs fungus rockbeds
natures own fury


Tribute To Nature
Even If She Is Mean LOL...

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the chemo…the cancer…the fungus,
bowel obstruction, pneumonia…
all joined hands, 
in a macabre can-can to kill her.

5/25/2022...

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Laundry, odor, stink
Parmesan cheese, fungus, dirt
Bleach, washing powders


(Let me Haiku you from a grandmother's point of view.)...

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It attacks our species and genus
Detect trumposaurus meanus
By its orange mane
Its mycelium brain
And its shiitake-stemmed pen!s

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I have a tendancy
to really grow on everybody, 
but then again that's the nature of yours truly. 
I'll grow on anybody 
like a fungus. That's guaranteed....

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“exotic spices”


Christopher came among us
going by the name Columbus
far from the Far East
he accomplished at least
the spread of disease like a fungus...

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There was a florist in southern McNungus
Sloppily smeared with soil humongous. 
Customers suspected something was wrong
When proof arrived indisputably strong:
His ears displayed five varieties of fungus....

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More than one cactus plant is called a cacti
Must follow that a bunch of fungus are called fungi
Sounds kind of Asian
If I may be so brazen
The only thing left that rhymes with cacti is magpie...

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Astonishing!
Brie cheese develops
Each fungus. 
Giving Humor in
Just knowing
Lactose might never
Openly penetrate,
Quickly.
Respectfully,
Some tummies
Underwent very
Weary x-rays,
Yesterday,
Zealously....

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Be cursed anew, ye demon!
This well bred one, forswear.
Ugly, who maketh ugly.
Vile maketh vile.

Have you seen the fungus gnat?
Its effect, none can bear?
Its like there hung! To harm dear's
Smile; orchid's smile....

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When all's said and done, there's more to be done and said
Like how's our dear Mary, hope her fungus hasn't spread
And what about poor Thelma
With her deviated antenna
And poor Nikita, fresh radishes growing on her head...

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the coral, the...coral

apocalypse now...
yours is the win colonel kurtz...
you inherit rock

forests...your playgrounds
covered the earth as corals
once...and we kill reefs

atmospheres are dumps
and we...are garbage creatures
human mold...fungus


stan sand...

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Winter migrants arrive with welcome calls
 the Indian Summer falters,and falls
 
Sycamore seeds twirl and twist
Onto a fairy-ring fungus tryst

Stink horn capped with slime,
As carrion beetles pass the time.

 
Yellowed leaves drift and decompose
into next year's cellulose....

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Powdery mildew,
had dried,
time had flowed,
nobody had cleaned,
letting the fungus grow,
eyes were straight,
all over looked,
never an eyebrow was raised,
otherwise fungus,
would not have found,
the wet ground to grow,
not to talk about drying,
and letting dried powder,
stow....

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My mothers' perfume. 
The scents throughout the day are wondrous, 
And not at all like fungus. 
Filled with love and delight, 
Sometimes reminding me of campsites. 
My mothers' perfume. 
Keeping me calm through the rain, 
And not causing me pain. 
My mothers' perfume, 
Is what keeps me happy at night, 
When I wrap up tight....

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There’s a fungus among us
It’s funky no doubt.

It’s creepy, it’s crawly
and I’m quite put out.

Tennis shoes, Gym shoes,
Golf and football cleats.

Snow shoes, walking shoes,
rain shoes and sleets

Running shoes, Sunday shoes
Bedroom shoes galore

All strung out and stinky
In your room on the floor

© Mar 11 2010      Charles Henderson...

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Take care not to get hold
Of bread that's very old
	Behind the breadbox door
	A microscopic spore
May have turned it to mold.

Sometimes mold is blue
	or white or gray or green
Some mold is so small
	it can't even be seen.

If you ate moldy bread
Mold would get in your head
	It would eat up your brain
	And make you insane.
Remember what I said....

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I sit and watch it all
On the sheltered side
Fungus grows on the trees
Where the sun don't shine
From deep in the woods
So fast for to get back home
The horse did trot
Clip, clop, clip, clop
The horse did trot
So fast for to get back home
From deep in the woods
Where the sun don't shine
Fungus grows on trees
On the sheltered side
I sit and watch it all

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Laid bare
This carcass
A heap of festering wounds
Scars and bruises
Flaws all exposed
A blur of fleeting images
Muted conversations
The deaf listens
The blind looks
Even pieces of $#!+ have feelings
Of yearning
Of longing
To be something other than what they truly are
And they feel loved
As they attract flies
And maggots
And fungus
And all that feast on their existence
$#!+...

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And so you try
Until you cry
That one who you knew was right
And you explain
And alas in vain
You find that they weren't right. 
Your pain is yours 
Their pain is theirs 
The pain is one 
But never shared.
Bodies stretch 
And flesh is teared
And blood is spilled 
And you're not spared
Because the blackness
In our soul 
Is the fungus all along,
And the reason to keep fighting
Has been spread out all alone....

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And so you try
Until you cry
That one who you knew was right
And you explain
And alas in vain
You find that they weren't right. 
Your pain is yours 
Their pain is theirs 
The pain is one 
But never shared.
Bodies stretch 
And flesh is teared
And blood is spilled 
And you're not spared
Because the blackness
In our soul 
Is the fungus all along,
And the reason to keep fighting
Has been spread out all alone....

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