parasitic fungus from outer space

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The alien spore made it to Earth and developed into an infectious disease that now ravages the human race.

It attacks our species and genus Detect trumposaurus meanus By its orange mane Its mycelium brain And its shiitake-stemmed pen!s

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Silent One

Date: 2/7/2024 12:45:00 PM

hahaha... interesting line at the end.. a shiitake is a mushroom, ive never seen a penis that looks like a mushroom.. you have a great sense of humour.. like i said you can make a limerick out of anything..

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/7/2024 2:13:00 PM

Silent one, I've not seen one like that either. However, one of the women who was payed off after sex with DT was Stormy Daniels who stated he had a mushroom dick. It was rather a sensation here that received massive media coverage. Afterwards, in some campaign rallies, DT referred to his private parts and claimed they were just fine. All hard to imagine.

Ink Empress

Date: 2/7/2024 11:47:00 AM

Clever write really! Brilliant and unique writ that delivers so much in a lighthearted manner. And it surely does feel that way lately, that alien spore made to earth and is now ravaging the human race. You always leave an impression through your limericks which is remarkable. Pleasure reading your work today.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/7/2024 2:09:00 PM

IE, you are very kind. Makes me want to read my own work again! What goes on here in this land is outrageous, and I only try to respond with an equal and opposite level of rhetoric.

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 2/6/2024 10:26:00 AM

I have to put my future in Trump's hands. I expect to lose my social security if the current clown act continues.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/6/2024 1:02:00 PM

I forgot to mention that Congress makes the law regarding social security payments. The president signs to or Congress can override. We do have more direct control over our representatives. Which party is more likely to let the fund run out of money to keep paying us 100%? You get to decide how to best protect your benefits!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/6/2024 11:45:00 AM

That's cool! Our differences are always respected. Whatever I do makes no difference since I am in a state where the outcome is not in doubt. Due to our system, the people in a few states get to decide.