Short Fuddy Poems
Short Fuddy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fuddy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fuddy by length and keyword.
Farmer Mcgillicuddy
Poor old Farmer McGillicuddy
He’s somewhat of a fuddy-duddy
He plows with an ox
All progress he blocks
No wonder his corn tastes so cruddy...
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Categories:
fuddy, farm, food,
Form:
Limerick
A Bearded Old Fuddy
At the party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, a little disheveled ...
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Categories:
fuddy, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
A Bearded Old Fuddy
At a party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, and a little disheveled...
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Categories:
fuddy, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
A Bearded Old Fuddy
At the party, found I was once very special
Used to be a catch, a handsome young devil
Way way back
A long ago Jack
Now a bearded old fuddy, and a little disheveled...
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Categories:
fuddy, age,
Form:
Limerick
A Study In Brilliance
Let's face it, I'm just a useless old fuddy-duddy
My joints need oiling and my brain's all muddy
It's par for the course
A mangy old horse
But my mind is still stunning and a brilliant study...
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Categories:
fuddy, age,
Form:
Limerick
A Study In Brilliance
Let's face it, I'm just a useless old fuddy-duddy
My joints needs oiling and my brain's all muddy
It's par for the course
A mangy old horse
But my mind is still stunning and a brilliant study...
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Categories:
fuddy, age,
Form:
Limerick
Priest Is Fuddy Duddy
Priest is fuddy duddy wearing clothes that are cruddy,
And we had decided to invite him to our Bible study;
Told us God,
Is not a fraud;
Now each week he has been our Bible study buddy.
Jim Horn
Am watching Nancy Pelosi interview
on MSNBC right now....
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Categories:
fuddy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
My Song For Sun Ra
Mr. Nutty,
you're m'buddy,
you never were a fuddy duddy.
There's a pattern,
you're from Saturn,
they shoulda made you the Green Lantern.
Zen Kabbalah,
Mr. Allah,
did you ever play in Walla Walla?
No one's nicer,
jezus cry sir!,
boogie woogie on a synthesizer!...
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Categories:
fuddy, appreciation, humor, music, religious, satire, science fiction,
Form:
Rhyme
Generation Games
Tempers trashing,
ideas clashing,
families fuming,
kinship cooling.
Camaraderie collapsing,
communication lapsing,
schisms scission,
harmony ebbs away,
Fuddy-duddy , so unreal
is the petulant cry;
ungrateful child,the sighing reply,
then stances coagulate and congeal.
Familiar familial !...
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Categories:
fuddy, life, teen,
Form:
Alliteration
Physics of Immortality
Buddy Fid and Buddy Fuddy passed a Turing Test
Put their computer in a five dimensional chest
'Our noses are out of joint'
'Let’s go to Omega Point '
'But we must go through a complement fixation test'....
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Categories:
fuddy, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
In Admiration of Emily Dickinson
I know I cannot be the only one
who reads Emily D. just for fun!
Quotes her feathery Hope poem
Understands it's ok not to roam
Not thinking her a fuddy-duddy
But rather, a true bosom buddy
Wished to taste her gingerbread
Wants to meet when we're dead
Considers her a kindred spirit :)
Imitates her style (or-- near it)!...
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Categories:
fuddy, appreciation, dedication, friend, hope, poems, poetess, solitude,
Form:
Couplet
Old Fuddy-Duddy
Cornelius McGillicuddy
Conservative fuddy-duddy
Though he shortened his name to Connie Mack
Neither smoked, drank ~ or cut players any slack
___________________________________________
Connie Mack managed the Philadelphia Athletics major
league baseball (MLB) team from 1894 - 1950....
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Categories:
fuddy, baseball, hair, old, work,
Form:
Clerihew
Just Give Me a Few Minutes Here -
I'm not your ev'ry day old fuddy-duddy
I know a dude who's my got-yer-back buddy...
And I'll send you for a plunge 'ore the falls of Niagra
(After my appointment with Dr. Viagra)
Of course I don't NEED it (I don't mean to boast)
It's just extra butter on top of my toast...
Then with renewed vigor AGAIN it shall greet-ya
(With a wee bit-a-help from Mr. Levitra)...
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Categories:
fuddy, funny
Form:
Couplet
Just Give Me a Few Minutes Here -
No! I ain't your ev'ry day old-fuddy-duddy
'Cause I know a dude who's my got-yer-back buddy...
Of course I don't NEED him (Please pardon my boast)
He's just extra butter on top of my toast...
You shall take a plunge 'ore the falls of Niagara
(After my appointment with Dr. Viagra)
With renewed vigor AGAIN it shall greet ya
(With a wee bit-a-help from Mr. Levitra)...
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Categories:
fuddy, romance,
Form:
Couplet
An Old Fuddy Duddy
An Old Fuddy Duddy
I may be an old fuddy duddy
Putrid poem not cute but cruddy
And told to have taken a hike
My each poem surely must like.
Down ever look sad and downcast
Read poems about future and past
I have written as well as designed
With you especially being in my mind.
What else would want my poem to say
Go ahead and have a nice day (HAND)
Or maybe it might be even better yet
On Poetry Soup glad we both have met.
James Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet...
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Categories:
fuddy, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Couplet
Exasperated By Busy Body Cat
Roary Raccoon was dazzling in his orange banded witch’s hat.
Are you now a warlock? Asked his nemesis, Mr. Busybody Cat..
Roary’s loud sigh was not enough hint for this big buffoon.
Whose yowling is annoying every night next to the moon.
I am a stylish raccoon, Roary informed him in his plain way.
I can be an astronaut, physicist or physician any old day.
This hat does not make me a warlock, you fuddy fiddle fee.
Please take your busybody habits with you far away from me....
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Categories:
fuddy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Rhyme