Tim Ryerson | + Follow Poet |
Couplet | + Fav Poem | Comment | Email | Print |

Just Give Me a Few Minutes Here -

No! I ain't your ev'ry day old-fuddy-duddy
'Cause I know a dude who's my got-yer-back buddy...
Of course I don't NEED him (Please pardon my boast)
He's just extra butter on top of my toast...

You shall take a plunge 'ore the falls of Niagara
(After my appointment with Dr. Viagra)
With renewed vigor AGAIN it shall greet ya
(With a wee bit-a-help from Mr. Levitra)

Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2014

Please Login to post a comment

Jayne Eggins Date: 2/6/2014 8:51:00 AM Tim, Came to have a quick read before bed I am smiling and laughing here, great job love Jayne x Login to Reply

Donna Jones Date: 2/3/2014 8:15:00 AM Oh what a hoot...you do make me laugh! Thanks!! I think its granddddd getting older....and laughing about things....all these young folks are so uptight about....ahh just wait is what I tell them....:-) :-) Login to Reply

Lucilla Carrillo Date: 1/28/2014 4:17:00 PM This is funny. I had not heard the words Fuddy Duddy in a long time. Don't worry about getting old - if we get old we can call ourselves lucky.... Lucilla Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 1/28/2014 3:47:00 PM awwwwwwww what we going to do? we're O L D!! Where have you been? Go read my blog I asked you to join but NO answer, must be a lady out there taking up all your energy! Light & Love Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 1/28/2014 2:34:00 PM woe! Should I stop you before taking the plunging pills. Ha-ha, you seem to be ahead of the game. Don't know what you got till, we are there. Take your time Tim, luv----Siddy Login to Reply

Nette Onclaud Date: 1/28/2014 1:25:00 PM yipers, tim... you really raised the humor bar here...is this pill called an enhancer, lol.. my older rmale cousins always make a converstaion piece about it when we have reunions..way too cool!.. sent you a soup mail... huggs Login to Reply

Charmaine Chircop Date: 1/28/2014 10:58:00 AM Ha ha..You make my day with such humor ...A lovely post ..Very entertaining Tim.: Re you and your brother and love for butterflies .That s cool.They re wonderful creatures.Aren`t they.Re myself..Im very busy with my one yr five mnth old baby girl..but im doing my best to visit the site as much as I can B-) Login to Reply

Poet Tacito Date: 1/28/2014 8:30:00 AM HA! This was a fun read this morning. These meds...are they really doing our fellow man any real favors? Nice job! Login to Reply Tim Ryerson Date: 1/28/2014 9:23:00 AM Drake - Not doing THIS fellow man any favors (And I need all the favors I can get)

Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/28/2014 6:55:00 AM You are a funny guy Tim, pole vaulting over or should I say into Niagara *lol* Login to Reply

Eileen Manassian Date: 1/28/2014 4:52:00 AM OH DEAR OH DEAR, TIM...FALLING OVER THE FALL OF NIAGARA DOES HAVE SUCH CHARM. Hmmmmmm....with or without help. It is quite the ride. Interesting write, my dear...Hugs Login to Reply