Short Flatus Poems
Short Flatus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flatus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flatus by length and keyword.
Vertedero
Retched scent en fuego
Wet bac-te-ria infested
Flatus monkey poop...
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Categories:
flatus, funny,
Form:
Haiku
The 'F' Word For Alliteration Contest
Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!
Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings
11-27-17...
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Categories:
flatus, body, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Alliteration
Birds of Flight
two birds flying for fortnight
together flew down to settle
resting in branches of periwinkle
standing, gasping with freedom of flatus
then smell the sweet scents
of the princess flower of the night
piping is the Dutchman's cactus
on one strange leedom of pents...
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Categories:
flatus, adventure, beautiful, engagement, happiness, imagery,
Form:
Haiku
THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!
Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style
I’ve taken a break for a while
But I won't be deterred
From writing about turd
And subjects some others deem vile
I’m producing book number two
It contains some poems on poo
Foul flatus departing
Old codgers rank farting
And my pet hate vile doggy doo!
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Categories:
flatus, anti bullying, how i feel, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Tom Sawyer
Old Tom Sawyer went into St Bart’s
He said “Doc I am dropping huge farts”
The doc got a large trowel
To examine Tom’s bowel
As Tom’s flatus was way off the charts!
Doc announced, “My prognosis is clear,
But my findings you won’t want to hear -
The reason for the gas
Being passed from your ass
Is your diet of curry and beer!”
Checked using how many syllables
*St Bart’s is a famous hospital in London
Removed from contest
09-14-17...
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Categories:
flatus, body, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Cloud
Cloud
What can we say about a cloud
to say it is gloomy is patently wrong
you can say it is white, grey or black (dark)
but a cloud doesn't know it is a cloud
it is the few things in nature that are soulless
but not wholly so, it came from somewhere
it could be the residue of a fart expelled by
the cosmos, well, it has to happen you can´t hold
in a flatus forever if you try a disservice to
nature itself and your stomach.
Which tells us that nothing is quite a lot....
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Categories:
flatus, blue, confidence,
Form:
Blank verse
Dinotopia
Tyrannosaurus have come to bore us
till the next Jurassic Park movie’s nigh
Archaeopteryx’s feathers look more like sticks
who believes this lizard could fly?
Triceratops were dutiful pops
still the kids got a horn in the eye,
though Hadrosaurus were really flatus
their duckbill toots were just a sigh.
But with Comet Chicxulub,
Dinos joined the extinct club
though bird descendants remain
and if we don’t get our act together
Homo-sapiens’ fate will be the same....
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Categories:
flatus, children, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme