Jan Allison Poet Alliteration

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The 'F' Word For Alliteration Contest

Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!

Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings 

11-27-17

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Sandra Haight December 9, 2017 at 3:34 PM So funny, Jan! And every word begins with 'F'!! Congrats on your fine placement! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison December 9, 2017 at 4:35 PM I had fun with the flow of the flatulence lol:-) I think its the first poem I've written where the same letter was used throughout the whole poem:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands December 9, 2017 at 10:54 AM Wow ! Well done Jan. Congratulations :) Jan Allison December 9, 2017 at 4:34 PM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper December 8, 2017 at 7:25 PM Amazing, Jan, this just tickles me... congratulations on your win! Jan Allison December 9, 2017 at 5:21 AM Thanks Eve I think its the first time I've managed alliteration with every word - i had a blast writing this one!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lukas Ficklin December 8, 2017 at 7:16 PM hee hee... Funny! Congrats Jan Allison December 9, 2017 at 5:18 AM Thanks Lukas:-) hugs Jan xx

Abdul Malik Mandani December 8, 2017 at 7:07 PM This is definitely YOU. Only you can write like this. Bravo! Jan Allison December 9, 2017 at 5:18 AM lol Abdul I take that as a compliment lol:-) Yes i am known for my love of windy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile December 8, 2017 at 5:09 PM And congrats to you ?? Jan Allison December 8, 2017 at 5:14 PM Thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot December 8, 2017 at 4:09 PM Congratulations Jan a fine placing! Hugs... Mick Jan Allison December 8, 2017 at 4:44 PM Thanks Mick:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart December 8, 2017 at 1:34 PM Congrats on a fine win, Jan! Jan Allison December 8, 2017 at 2:23 PM Cheers my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings December 8, 2017 at 1:14 PM Congratulations on your win, Jan, with this piece in your funny and inventive style. // Barry Jan Allison December 8, 2017 at 1:27 PM Oh wow thanks Barry I had a blast writing this poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels December 2, 2017 at 9:37 AM Good job maintaining the "F" alliteration throughout the whole poem!! Good luck in the contest! Regards, John. Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 4:24 PM I think its the first time I've managed to write with every word beginning with one letter, it just flowed freely lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus November 30, 2017 at 1:23 PM Funny in a smelly sort of way, Jan:) Hopefully by now it's all gone with the wind! Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 4:22 PM thanks Paul I had fun lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats November 30, 2017 at 8:29 AM Flowery fun!!! ;-) Fhugs ~ j Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 4:22 PM thanks John it was a blast to write:-) hugs jan xx

Red Fiery November 29, 2017 at 6:56 AM This was a funny & Flawless one! I wish you all the best for the contest! Cheers ~REd~ Jan Allison December 2, 2017 at 4:21 PM lol thanks Red:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier November 28, 2017 at 10:27 PM Inspired ! Flows flawlessly and funny. Bravo, Jan. Jan Allison November 29, 2017 at 12:48 AM thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Mick Talbot November 28, 2017 at 8:45 PM Phew, that's a smelly one lol, good luck in the contest! Jan Allison November 29, 2017 at 12:48 AM lol Mick:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy November 28, 2017 at 4:08 PM Creative, clever, and funny, Jan! Janice Jan Allison November 28, 2017 at 4:29 PM LOL Janice I've not done a farty poem for a while and had a blast writing this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May November 28, 2017 at 7:37 AM haha...Nice one Jan.. Jan Allison November 28, 2017 at 9:58 AM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart November 27, 2017 at 7:55 PM You are a riot! All the best! xomo :) Jan Allison November 28, 2017 at 6:07 AM Glad I made you smile mo:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf November 27, 2017 at 7:25 PM HAHAHA, you have outdone yourself with this one my friend! John Jan Allison November 28, 2017 at 6:07 AM lol John I had fun and its the first alliteration poem I've written using the same letter all the way through:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy November 27, 2017 at 6:15 PM Eew! Clever, fantastic, Jan! Janice Jan Allison November 27, 2017 at 6:26 PM lol Janice I don't think I've done a poem totally using one letter and had a blast writing this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso November 27, 2017 at 5:35 PM Ahh Global Warming is spreading all over I see!! LOL Jan Allison November 27, 2017 at 5:41 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith November 27, 2017 at 5:00 PM How funny is this? Great one Jan, best wishes... Jan Allison November 27, 2017 at 5:02 PM I just hope Barry likes it Charlie and doesn't say what the 'f' lol:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart November 27, 2017 at 4:43 PM Ha Ha Ha! How I continue to get wind of your poetic talents! Jan Allison November 27, 2017 at 4:45 PM I had a blast writing this one Dale lol:-) hugs jan xx