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The 'F' Word For Alliteration Contest

Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts
Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers
Francophile females feign fainting
Fanning flatus from frowning faces!

Alliteration Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings 

11-27-17

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Sandra Haight

Date: 12/9/2017 3:34:00 PM

So funny, Jan! And every word begins with 'F'!! Congrats on your fine placement! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2017 4:35:00 PM

I had fun with the flow of the flatulence lol:-) I think its the first poem I've written where the same letter was used throughout the whole poem:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/9/2017 10:54:00 AM

Wow ! Well done Jan. Congratulations :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2017 4:34:00 PM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/8/2017 7:25:00 PM

Amazing, Jan, this just tickles me... congratulations on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2017 5:21:00 AM

Thanks Eve I think its the first time I've managed alliteration with every word - i had a blast writing this one!:-) hugs Jan xx

Lukas Ficklin

Date: 12/8/2017 7:16:00 PM

hee hee... Funny! Congrats

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2017 5:18:00 AM

Thanks Lukas:-) hugs Jan xx

Abdul Malik

Date: 12/8/2017 7:07:00 PM

This is definitely YOU. Only you can write like this. Bravo!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2017 5:18:00 AM

lol Abdul I take that as a compliment lol:-) Yes i am known for my love of windy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 12/8/2017 5:09:00 PM

And congrats to you ??

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2017 5:14:00 PM

Thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 12/8/2017 4:09:00 PM

Congratulations Jan a fine placing! Hugs... Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2017 4:44:00 PM

Thanks Mick:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 12/8/2017 1:34:00 PM

Congrats on a fine win, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2017 2:23:00 PM

Cheers my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 12/8/2017 1:14:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Jan, with this piece in your funny and inventive style. // Barry

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2017 1:27:00 PM

Oh wow thanks Barry I had a blast writing this poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 12/2/2017 9:37:00 AM

Good job maintaining the "F" alliteration throughout the whole poem!! Good luck in the contest! Regards, John.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 4:24:00 PM

I think its the first time I've managed to write with every word beginning with one letter, it just flowed freely lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/30/2017 1:23:00 PM

Funny in a smelly sort of way, Jan:) Hopefully by now it's all gone with the wind! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 4:22:00 PM

thanks Paul I had fun lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 11/30/2017 8:29:00 AM

Flowery fun!!! ;-) Fhugs ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 4:22:00 PM

thanks John it was a blast to write:-) hugs jan xx

Red Fiery

Date: 11/29/2017 6:56:00 AM

This was a funny & Flawless one! I wish you all the best for the contest! Cheers ~REd~

Jan Allison
Date: 12/2/2017 4:21:00 PM

lol thanks Red:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 11/28/2017 10:27:00 PM

Inspired ! Flows flawlessly and funny. Bravo, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2017 12:48:00 AM

thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 11/28/2017 8:45:00 PM

Phew, that's a smelly one lol, good luck in the contest!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2017 12:48:00 AM

lol Mick:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/28/2017 4:08:00 PM

Creative, clever, and funny, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2017 4:29:00 PM

LOL Janice I've not done a farty poem for a while and had a blast writing this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 11/28/2017 7:37:00 AM

haha...Nice one Jan..

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2017 9:58:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

Date: 11/27/2017 7:55:00 PM

You are a riot! All the best! xomo :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2017 6:07:00 AM

Glad I made you smile mo:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 11/27/2017 7:25:00 PM

HAHAHA, you have outdone yourself with this one my friend! John

Jan Allison
Date: 11/28/2017 6:07:00 AM

lol John I had fun and its the first alliteration poem I've written using the same letter all the way through:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/27/2017 6:15:00 PM

Eew! Clever, fantastic, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2017 6:26:00 PM

lol Janice I don't think I've done a poem totally using one letter and had a blast writing this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/27/2017 5:35:00 PM

Ahh Global Warming is spreading all over I see!! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2017 5:41:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 11/27/2017 5:00:00 PM

How funny is this? Great one Jan, best wishes...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2017 5:02:00 PM

I just hope Barry likes it Charlie and doesn't say what the 'f' lol:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 11/27/2017 4:43:00 PM

Ha Ha Ha! How I continue to get wind of your poetic talents!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2017 4:45:00 PM

I had a blast writing this one Dale lol:-) hugs jan xx

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