Short Firearm Poems

Can't touch your right elbow with your right arm
Tried it, now have some psychological problems living on the farm
Maybe there's still hope
Around the barn I mope
Need applicable therapy in the form of a firearm...

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a registered owner
a name on a list
each time I take aim
or pop in the clip
I'm waiting for the clatter
as they break down my door
after circumventing 
our second amendment
surrender your firearm
your cache of ammo
decease and desist
this awesome pleasure...

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PRIMED

a call for their heads
illogical conclusion
jagged and precise

mirror of confusion
a degree of highest price
vanity spins webs

mob insurrection
pointed every direction
russian roulette cocks*

7/17/2017

*position the hammer of a firearm for firing...

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Dear lad, the head you would toss,
pain's sad, damn, sorry for the loss,

heavy start, the end, oh deadly gross,
grounded flat, the weight of your cross. 

Dirty score, tripped, broke your arm,
by the store, couldn't use that firearm, 
eyes all sore, it ends, served your term,
one-man war, bullets, the end's a storm!...

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musket
predecessor to the rifle
named for mousquette or sparrow hawk
smoothbore long-barreled firearm
cumbersome, heavy to lift

musket
used by infantrymen
during the War Between the States
Sometimes referred to as the Civil War
Or Sherman and Lee's war

musket
heavy to lift,
large-caliber, clumsy,
muzzle loading
shoulder gun
musket...

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The wily fox found a gun,
Laying on the ground.
The curious fox picked it up,
Not realising what he had found.
He fiddled with the firearm
And came across the trigger,
He cocked the gun, and it went oiff,
Which made the old fox s.
Then suddenly, out of the bush,
A poacher popped his head.
This wily old fox was quick,
And shot the poacher dead....

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Urban Warfare




Knock Knock, tick tocks the clock,
post traumatic syndrome head trauma shock.
Glock Glock, click pop weapon stock,
three dimensional residential sniper kill shot on lock.

Hippity Hop, bee bop the music stops,
scattered brats panic attack, raiding cops.
Ding Dong, ping pong ball bounce bops,
sad sadistic, unrealistic, urban firearm goes pop, pop, pop!...

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1.Titanium is effective in stopping modern firearm rounds.
2.Titanium deforms under the stresses from the bullet's energy.
3.It depends on metal hardness and the velocity of the bullet.
4.The US military uses it's own heat-treated grades of Titanium.
5.Titanium helmets provide effective protection against bullets.
Note.Titanium and carbon fiber are good bullet resistant materials....

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She was a cold piece of Work
Smooth as steel
Long slender figure
And a look that could kill
She was all real
American Made
Her type was well liked
Even in the western days
She'll make you feel safe
And tell you it's Ok
She's rarely alone
And hates being at home
She moves sexy & slow
And one by one
She involves them 
Then revolves them, 
& throws them away 
When she's done....

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Fireworks


Darkest night glittered bright with lights,
Sweets, gifts, embrace, put off all fights,
Fireworks play !

Blazing passion fumed high in chest,
Invisible till reached crest,
Firewood ash !

Emotions shackled in customs,
Struggle to break free is phantom,
Firearm shots !



Written November 22nd, 2014
By Dr. Upma A. Sharma
For the Compound verse contest by Nette onclaud
Chosen topic : fire...

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Impenetrable collectives of treasonous scum
Thirsting upon the blood
and powerless state
of innocent bystanders

Empowered  by delusions of grandeur
and disinterested in notions of compassion
Forming an intricate web of exploitation
and unwarranted influence

Perusing the globe with a concealed firearm
and a volatile disposition disguised by a smile
Ultimately intent on strengthening the force
of an omnipotent grip...

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(This is a true story)

One day a man was showing off his loaded gun to a friend.
It accidentally discharged and it brought his daughter's life to an end.
The bullet went through his hand and hit his baby daughter.
He was horrified when he learned that he shot her.
The man was being irresponsible when he was showing off his loaded gun.
Owning a firearm takes responsibility and if you're not responsible, you shouldn't 
own one....

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Halcyon harp, dry the cloud's tears on Earth.
Don't let its torrent break your strumming strings.
Let your hymn preserve my frail ailerons.
Notice how much a prayer's whimper brings.

Hallelujah is mute from the downpour.
My instrument has become a firearm.
Shall I sing his sanctity through this storm?
Still, my Lord, for you - I'll salvage this psalm.
~
Date: 6/23/18
Contest: Angels In The Rain
Sponsor: Vermillion Scythe...

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A sexy high-powered firearm
Assault rifle—an owners charm
By banning this thrill
It'd stop a fun kill
But other guns still can do harm

Author's note: I've met several people who own these weapons and love shooting them. Would they be willing to give up this privilege (and restrict their shooting to standard street guns) in order to make the rest of us and our schools a bit safer? I get that it would constitute a huge sacrifice on their part. OMG—the horror!...

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Today is the day
So be happy and gay
It’s the springtime, so play
And appreciate May
What’s that you say?
You need some more pay?
Well, I’d love to stay
But I’m allergic to hay

Way out on the farm
We’re taught by a marm
She uses her arm
To cause us alarm
Now she means us no harm 
But when she turns off her charm
It’s enough to disarm
This young firearm

When I shoot from the hip 
And I give lots of lip
I think I’m a trip
But let me give you a tip
This poem is nonsense...

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