Short Fancy Dress Poems

Oaks in white laced snow
Winter's smile has bragging rights
Sun kissed and lovely...

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The fancy dress theme was religious
Some went as tarts and some, vicars
Yvonne found romance
wearing men's underpants
With a vicar in frilly white knickers...

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The young say that granddads have ruined their lives
They’re getting themselves in a strop
But can they explain why, when they want jack boots
They go to a fancy dress shop...

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My son participated in a  fancy dress competition on the theme of gods and Goddesses. He said I want to become a God, I don't care weather I win or lose. He won the first prize.

If you don't
care you will possess
 it for sure...

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How do you measure your success
To be admired by all you know
With fancy car and fancy dress
How do you measure your success
A soul full of love, free of stress
And words of wisdom to bestow
How do you measure your success
To be admired by all you know...

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Prissy Halloween cat with your fancy ways and your fancy dress.
You walk in a plaid and paisley word of fashion without distress.
We note that you are prim and proper, and your outfit is never a mess.
Are you a regular person or the Halloween Cat High Princess?...

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All the best costumes are taken.

So here I am,

dressed up like John Travolta.

Saturday Night Fever,
'cept it's Friday,
and my shoes aren't quite right.

All alone,

in a corner,

on antidepressants,

drinking too much,

and still I can not dance....

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Fancy is as fancy does
    and Francie never really was
Prone to wear a fancy dress
    only under great duress
    made her antsy and distressed
Francie much preferred the woods
    pants, she wore, because she could
    whose she was, she understood
What you get is what you see
    delightful femininity...

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[A piece of absolute nonsense
But it made me laugh, so I thought
I’d share it. Go on, sing it… you know
You want to!]


Good King Wenslaslas went out
For a game of bingo
Fancy dress was all about
Some were George and Ringo
Some were from the USA
Where they call it Lotto
Donald Trump’s wig blew away
Olly Reid was blotto...

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Pink, wet, ripe lips
Crystal blue eyes
Provocative timely swinging hips
Sensuous chunky thighs

Black, long, silky hair
Perky firm milky breasts
See through pink underwear
In a low cut skin tight dress

High heels, to pump up the calf
Long pink nails, not too tarty 
A thin tight neck scarf
Sid you’ll be a stunner at the fancy dress party...

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The turkey had a dinner completed
gobble, gobble the turkey repeated
pilgrims in their fancy dress
brought their utensils no less
a round of vegan that were all seated

the turkey wore its hoodie for dinner
introduced itself as Skinner Winner
breast feathers, wattle puffed up
a lady. Its eyes cockup
he was young and was just a beginner

11/5/2023...

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Portrait


This portrait of you gladdens me
It looks like you; depravity
you’d hate it, friend
it’s pitiless,
displays your foul malignity.
Your smile, well
it’s ominous
vampiric canine alias.
The painter tried to hide that smirk
to cover sleaze in fancy dress,
not all paint can cover murk.
He captured your peculiar quirk,
that nostril flare of snobbery
you were a nasty piece of work....

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It was really a joy to see you all
Certainly not a fancy dress ball

The jokes and laughter did abound
I'm so glad that you came around

We really should do this again
The problem being where and when

It makes me know friends need to be seen
I wish us to be closer than we have been

We may not see each other as much
But we really never do lose touch

Let us make it a pact that we will be
Closer this year than the previous three...

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Twenty cases of logs in a jar of jam is a must for a lobsTer building a raft. As crafting willow bark takes time so comforted them sea creatures are then admiring the vast array of jam jars with their googly eyes. Yet if a pickle could race an elephant and a donkey then secretion would fall creating vast skating rinks. Oh how simply delightful to jam trade deals in effortless weaves. Webs on websites then. Deficit dressed at a fancy dress ball as a balloon....

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EVE

         In Eden Garden Sir Adam
         walked with First Lady Eve Madam.
          Joyous ! Without any boredom.

        Happy to share just one apple,
        relishing food simple, staple,
        never demanding for ample.

       Fancy dress ! Absolute no need.
       Used garments made of leaves instead.
       No luxury nor chased by greed.

       Eve - Adam gained wisdom in grace.
       Eve : The mother of human race.
       Ideal woman to impress....

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