Bingo

[A piece of absolute nonsense But it made me laugh, so I thought I’d share it. Go on, sing it… you know You want to!] Good King Wenslaslas went out For a game of bingo Fancy dress was all about Some were George and Ringo Some were from the USA Where they call it Lotto Donald Trump’s wig blew away Olly Reid was blotto

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Beryl Edmonds

Date: 9/22/2021 7:40:00 PM

Love it and sang it… Belle

Terry Flood
Date: 9/23/2021 1:10:00 AM

Thanks Belle. I hope I won’t be getting a bill for all those shattered windows across the nation. ;-) Terry

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/21/2021 6:30:00 PM

Hello Terry ... yeah, if you drink 24-7 you don't get a hangover. Another terrific piece of wit - thanks Terry - Lindsay

Terry Flood
Date: 9/23/2021 1:08:00 AM

Thanks, Lindsay. Now, where’s me gin?

Emilia James

Date: 9/20/2021 2:24:00 PM

Bet Olly Reid was looking down singing and laughing at this one with a drink in his hand lol. Thank you for the laugh Terry. Emilia : )

Terry Flood
Date: 9/21/2021 2:26:00 AM

You’re welcome, Emilia. Olly sure knew how to handle his drink… simple… just don’t put it down! Terry

Gary Radice

Date: 9/20/2021 1:02:00 AM

I sung it and loved it Terry. My memory is not what it was but..I'm sure I was at that bingo session. :) Cheers - Gary

Gary Radice
Date: 9/21/2021 3:06:00 AM

The best 10 wins at Bingo ever. Still got them. Some guy came up to me that night and told me I must have been in the wrong place because Rocky Horror was playing at the theatre next door. I didn't have a clue what he meant.

Terry Flood
Date: 9/21/2021 2:23:00 AM

Oh, you’re THAT Gary. I always wondered where you got those fish net stockings and size ten stilettos. ;-) Terry

Ilene Bauer

Date: 9/19/2021 12:29:00 PM

Love it, Terry! Of course, I did sing it! The Trump line cracked me up…

Terry Flood
Date: 9/21/2021 2:18:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed this, Ilene. It pretty well flowed from my metaphorical pen with no great forethought… what do you mean, ‘it shows!’? ;-) Terry

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 9/19/2021 11:53:00 AM

Hello Terry Flood, As Iwas reding this poem, i was laughing. thank you forthe humor. Hugs.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 9/20/2021 11:17:00 AM

Hello Terry, If you feel that way then do it. But I see nothing wrong with the Odes. Yes it is very funny. Enjoy your day my friend. Hugs.

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:55:00 AM

Hi Darlene. I’m beginning to think I should put rather less thought into all my odes. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Jan Allison

Date: 9/19/2021 11:20:00 AM

ha ha ha i love a game of bingo from time to time lol, this is such fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:59:00 AM

Hi Jan. Line one just popped into my head in the shower… the rest just followed close behind. I’m not actually sure what it thinks it’s about…. Is King W just someone in fancy dress? Blowed if I know. Terry

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/19/2021 10:50:00 AM

I was going to comment but saw the notice, "Characters remaining 500". Should I wait until you have done them all?

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:43:00 AM

Ahh, then it might have started to make sense… couldn’t be having that. Terry

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/19/2021 9:36:00 AM

Thanks for giving out laughs. We all need to laugh more. Is BINGO at your place??? Have a blessed day....................

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:46:00 AM

Can’t remember the last time I played bingo… I did play once because the bingo hall had Showaddywaddy performing. That was fun. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 9/19/2021 8:40:00 AM

Thanks, Terry. I'm in recovery from having a tooth pulled, so I needed a good laugh!!!

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:49:00 AM

‘Open wide…. How’s your day been?’… why do they do that? And do they understand you when you say ‘gnot oo ad ankyou’. Glad you got a giggle out of this completely unplanned ditty. Terry

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/19/2021 8:12:00 AM

Lol, makes me want to put the tree up. Tom

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/19/2021 12:04:00 PM

Lol and the range, full of crimbo stuff, shouldn't be allowed.

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:51:00 AM

Someone should tell ‘Home Bargains’ what month it is!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/19/2021 11:21:00 AM

grrr dont mention the C word Tom its only September!

Eve Roper

Date: 9/19/2021 8:09:00 AM

Hahahaha.. very good... :)

Terry Flood
Date: 9/19/2021 11:54:00 AM

Hi, Eve. Glad you enjoyed this poem… don’t know where it came from or why King W popped into my head in month 9. Mind you, I did get moaned at for singing ‘Frosty The Snowman’ the other day. Terry