Short Famous Person Poems

John Wayne
Gained his fame
For riding on a horse
Of course

Celebrity or a Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest
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3/29/19...

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Rolling Stones-Mick Jagger 
Cool with his swagger 
Had an overreaction 
From no satisfaction


Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchin
3-22-2019...

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Miss Ellen DeGeneres 
Dislikes face powder adheres
It stains all her Armani
No more makeup for honey

3/22/2019

Poetry Contest: Celebrity or Famous Person  
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Orange Lovers

The artist Michaelangelo
loved to eat a tangelo
and Da Vinci could be seen 
munching on a tangerine

Celebrity or Famous Person Contest
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March 29, 2019...

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'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Eat It' - rock star parody wit
'Fat' 'Word Crimes' guardian
'White N' Nerdy' on the accordion.

3/24/19

For Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew contest
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Jane Fonda still likes to exercise and stretch,
so throws the odd chew toy and tells her dog to go fetch.
She remembers fondly those famous workout videos,
even if now she can’t always reach her own toes....

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The critic Voltaire
Had plenty to share
Endowed with acerbic satire
He played to the audience with fire.


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A famous person or celebrity contest
Hosted by Tania Kitchin
Placed 4th...

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Sir Isaac Newton
The illustrious Briton
Saw farther than others when the famous apple fell
So, to our centers of gravity what force attracts we know well.

March 22, 2019
Contest : Celebrity or Famous Person
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Colonel Harland David Sanders
To people's palates he panders
KFC sell great fried chicken
So good, it’s really finger lickin!

Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

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3/20/19...

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Madonna, her stage name
Pop artist, who easily gained fame
Intelligent? Oh, yes!
Acting prowess, dancing finesse.
Multi-talented ballplayer, with acclaim.


Written: 3-24-2019
Contest: Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Robert  Frost

With vigor,  intense lines  did exhaust--

His road not taken was backbreaking

That poet grew old   from spine aching.



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3.23.2019
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Richard Nixon was the president’s name
It was Watergate that brought him shame
They wanted to impeach him, the F.B.I.
But he resigned before they could try.








Written 21st of March 2019
Celebrity or famous person clerihew contest.
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin....

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Robin Williams the first
of his lips humor would burst
he’d blare out Good morning Vietnam
Nanu Nanu a crazed madman I am



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Sponsored on March 23, 2019 for contest CELEBRITY OR FAMOUS PERSON CLERIHEW sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN   -  RANKED 3RD...

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Have you ever heard of that famous Tom Brady?
His deflated balls can’t even chase off the ladies.  
But he’s a legend that football has seemly created, 
so I named my puppy Brady...but his balls not deflated. 


Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
March 26, 2019...

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The often-accused R. Kelly
likes 'em young, say reports on the telly.
He says, "Innocent am I!" He believes he can fly!
Just as well as he sings, he can LIE.


"I Believe I Can Fly" -- hit song by Kelly


March 29, 2019, entered in Tania Kitchin's Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew
Contest...

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Mary Jane ‘Mae’ West
Her double entrendre was simply the best
On how her life should be depicted 
Said ‘I used to be Snow White ~ but I drifted’

Written 21st March 2019

Contest: Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
1st place

Contest Brian's Select 8
Sponsor Brian Strand
3rd PLACE...

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Among the many 'services' provided Bubba Clinton by his moll,
Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most curious protocol!
An intriguing stain was once discovered on her lovely dress of blue!
Was it cheese or pepperoni?   Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew" Contest
(21 March 2019)...

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CHARLIE CHAPLIN

                            Charlie Chaplin European
                             Legendary comedian
                             Co-actress in performance
                             Graceful Edna Purviance.  

   03/24/19

                     Fifth Place
  'Celebrity or Famous Person in Clerihew Form' Contest by Tania Kichin...

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Former Spice Girl, known as Mel B,
will no longer judge the show, AGT.
Labeled an addict of sex,
she enjoyed the male performers' great pecs!

March 21, 2019 for the Clerihew Contest
for Tania Kitchin's Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

(AGT is acronym for America's Got Talent, one of my fave summer tv programs)
Will miss ya, Mel B!!...

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~     Herr Kevin Spacey Fowler


                         Gifted actor or gifted prowler?


               Seems his unusual center-of-gravity


                                   Changed dramas to depravity.     ~





~ 1st Place ~  in the "Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Sponsor & Judge....

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Born "Lesane Parish Crooks", Tupac Amaru Shakur
Gone too soon; flung " Hit Em' Up" at his rivals, hardcore

Misunderstood, influential; the emperor of rap, in my view
His versatility, undeniable; he was a fine actor and poet, too.



Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest
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Date written and posted: 03/20/2019...

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Its  OK to be a 
Little crazy sometimes
Be a little zany 
And mad

At times in moderate
Doses. 
To the power  of 
Recognisable bluffs.

We don't want to cause
The slip of the grip.
Its all Right
Just maintain.  Your 
Crazy?  With your cool.

If it so happens that any
Famous person  insists you
Are crazy.  Addressing you
By your full name
In public  VENUE.

well now. You are 
FAMOUS too.
 Aren't you?...

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Me

I have failed at everything.
Everything I try to do.

I have failed in school.
I was never well behaved.

I have failed at work.
I was never a very good slave.

I have failed at family.
Where are they now?

I have failed at life.
I’m barely making it somehow.

I’m not a famous person.
I’m not a wealthy man.
I’m not a holy guru;
Nor wanted by any friend.

I’m just good at being me;
and maybe that’s all I’m supposed to be....

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Lady Gaga-
Outrageous outfits, and makeup creating moments of ah,
once worked as a very bad waitress till she was asked to go away;
tweets bizarre all night while drinking wine-   wearing expensive lingerie !

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March 19, 2019


Poetry/Clerihew/Lady Gaga
Copyright Protected, ID 19- 1126-2-18-02
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.


Written for the contest, Celebrity or Famous Person  
sponsor, Tania Kitchin

First Place...

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Why do you waste your time?
Time wastage is also a crime,
Understand your time is life,
Recycle yourself as a lime.

Energy can regenerate your aim,
You can recover your needs flame,
Nobody can feed for nothing,
Your idealness is a shame.

You can fly in an open space,
You can run to win a race,
You can travel where do you like?
If you have idea you can trace.

Famous person has a name,
Only activeness is his game,
You can play if you are wise,
Occupation has no shame....

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