Short Employer Poems
Short Employer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Employer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Employer by length and keyword.
I once needed a lawyer,
for the problem I had with my employer
the promises made
were all a masquerade
dim lawyer, turned out to be a naysayer
I was caught stealing Tippex
You know, the liquid correction solution
Well my employer pressed charges
And I was sent to a correctional institution
Form:
Tough times have fallen on the North Pole
COVID-19's shrunk employer payrolls
So, the good Lord's invoked the grandfather clause
To increase the pension due Santa Claus
Protect your mental health
Even on your job
When your employer try
To bully and take advantage
My mistreating you and
Invading your personal life
And space after work hours
Douglas Emhoff is our first second-man
Went to USC, got himself a tan
An ‘entertainment lawyer’
His wife’s his new employer
Giggling and cackling as much as she can
Employer Who Looks Like A Voyeur
We had heard he was a well liked lawyer,
Employer turned out to be a big voyeur;
Had stood or sat;
Women looked at;
For this disease there was no known cure.
Jim Horn
I'm a father belongs to my children,
A husband to wife,
An in-law to in-laws,
A citizen to the nation,
An employee to employer,
A worker to the society,
A friend to friends,
A long I belong,
I'm a head alone!
Rondelet: Be Charitable
Be charitable
Employer of rich paper waste
Be charitable
Statistics make high-ups noble
Pulp industry makes rich thick paste
More you give the more the distaste
Be charitable
(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2012
I do not long for a crown,
Nor for an abode in Heaven,
O omnipotent, omnipresent God!
You are a just employer Lord!
Though you have imposed on me,
A daunting task,
Only a menial’s hire,
Is all that I ask!! ----
----Only a menial’s hire,
Is all that I ask!! ----
Form:
My Service
I gave it all, I gave it true with no caricature
Have I impressed a Pig to be a sea creature!
***Reminiscing on working for a hard employer who does not appreciate your 'sweat' till you retire; all old, poor, sick and unrecognised
JM
28th January 2014
My job hours are
Nine to five with
No over-time so
Why are you calling me
After hours and invading
My personal time just
Because there’s a problem
You as a boss should be
Qualified to handle
I’m not getting paid for this
So why are you disrupting
My personal time and space
employee stealing
became known to employer
so he told him with loving feeling
take a salary raise and correct behaviour
we are unbound spirit not ego caricature
so called sin merely misalignment
in time all souls do mature
imbibing love current
18-January-2021
(just kidding, maybe should be titled: H to O)
career plan
He wants to be a pool boy
sitting round the pond
with a leather-tan employer
wearing nothing but her blonde.
when too little is not enough
He wanted to be a pool boy
so he wore a string.
She fired him ‘cause it covered
just one tiny thing.
I have no nails to hang my sale of pails in a board. Otherwise my employer will wail and say that my fail would sail his business off course. Dear friend, will I ever make a good sale if I am narrated in every tale to be ranked as tail?
I need you to recover me from this fail or otherwise I will go to where I hail from.
I have to nail my sale of pail on a board, otherwise my employer Will, will wail and say that I am a fail yet I save to sail in the boats of Uhuru Park. Dear friend will I ever make a good sale if I am narrated in every tale to be ranked as the tail? I need you to help me to recover from this fail or I will go where I hail from.
A wise poet said:
“You are captain of your own ship!”
My employer said: “Not here, Buddy!”
My wife said, “Yes dear, after you take
out the garbage and mow the grass…”
My son said, “please come to my baseball
practice, daddy…?” God said: “ask Michael,
my authority on sail
and ultimate direction….”
A wise poet…?
BEWARE TYRANT
Thou cannot be all
The executive, legislative and bench
Thy powers are in others
Who recognizes your
Thou could never be
The importer and exporter
The manufacturer and consumer
The farmer and the banker
How can thou be?
The employer and the employee
The governor and the governe’
The actor and the audience
Think about
And redress, for you’re, but one
I took a course in professional lying
under a professor specialized in advanced lying.
I told my girlfriend a lie,
but she chucked me
I told a lie to my employer,
but I lost my job
I wrote a lie in examinations
but I got below average
I applied a lie in chemical experiment
but I got the factory blew up
I was blamed right and left
but I was only doing internship in lying.
First day of May
When people gather in one circle
Workplaces become so quiet
But streets and junctions so noisy
Public facilities at stake
Also wives and kids
The aspirations come on behalf of God and human right
Labor right
Conveying to the authority and the power
The employer and rich men, being lose
As if lose
First day of May
The day people strive for being more human
Being richer, more powerful and recognized
I have done many things, working for slim pay
Little they offered, sometimes a small amount
I would work quite hard in and out of each day
One employer gave something to shout about
Bag of seeds that he claimed to be magical
I took them in lieu of pay, took a gamble
So I planted them beyond my house, outside
Golden potatoes grew, so surprised I cried
Russell Sivey
Entrant into Sandy Ivy D's "Seeds" contest
2/10/2013
Prospective employers can be difficult to convince.
Especially if they only seek applicants with experience.
A gas station proprietor looks like a horse’s ass
when he seeks experienced persons to pump gas.
To make corned beef sandwiches, one needs two years experience?
There is an employer that doesn’t seem to have any sense.
A job seeker’s hopes can easily be killed
if that’s what it takes for manual labor positions to be filled.
At first they were in love, but soon he preferred
those sexy curves of his cute blonde employer
The divorce rate’s soaring I recently heard -
see forlorn people stand in the court foyer.
Love is actually a four-letter word,
the real winner of it all is their lawyer!
I think it’s so sad when a romance is dead…
He shouldn’t have slept in another girl’s bed!
Love is actually contest
Sponsored by John Anderson
07-31-17
When you’ve work
Six to eight hours on
A job and don’t get paid
For over-time, your work
Is done for that day
Why is it that you’re
Calling and e-mailing me
After hours about work
Situations, my work life and
Personal life is separate
My work life is left at the job
When I leave for the day
If you would hire enough people
And cross train them it wouldn’t
Be a problem but cutting cost
To save a dollar will only hurt you
The employer in the long run.
her silence she broke
when about Cosby judge spoke
His sentence revoke
while an employer
Trump had been a destroyer
by his own lawyer
when whites would condone
bigotry was caste in stone
should leave slaves alone
Lincoln in Spirit of America
by Jon Meacham
why would they warrant
a form of a variant
which was apparent
we will want to pause
read and understand the cause
learn about the laws
when we saw a stream
appeared in a lovely dream
in mind reign supreme