Short Embarrassment Poems

My frame lit up as I farted...

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embarrassment
delivered on the wings 
of indiscretion...

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flimsy fig leaf blade
belies the belittlement
of hiding under...

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failure is not an embarrassment, but being content with it is
...

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a red-faced baby
the nappy filled and heavy
he pooed himself twice...

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New definition
in the latest Webster's: Trump---
Big embarrassment....

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publicly undressed
embarrassment becomes pride
inner strength revealed...

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Court failure
promotion of injustice
embarrassment of the truth
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Red fly-away hair
An embarrassment as a child
Her crowning glory

...

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fear, embarrassment
to bare myself publicly
in style and essence
diving into the deep end
to dwell in a new realm - plunge!...

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Embarrassment 

A glass door 
How was I to know? 
Bloody nose 
Full café 
Ringing laughter, the bastards 
Crushed my exit....

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whistling cowboy
mothers pink cheeks
apology
forthcoming now

Written 8-31-2019
Contest: Charlie Quadku
Sponsor: Charlie Messina...

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Dull
as a
board meeting
until he growled
“Who ripped out the fart?”
and then the room
exploded
in zany
laughs...

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A sudden embarrassment,
  a moment of shame

A lifetime remembered
   —in flashbacks of pain

(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)...

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• She's a doll like no other
• Takes after her mother 
• I'm an embarrassment with feet
• Someone you wouldn't want to meet...

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No more dark,
No more blight.
No more loneliness,
No more fright.
No more hiding,
No more shame.
No more embarrassment;
I now love my name....

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Crippled by embarrassment,
Waves from past cover my shore,
Sorry my friend, you had your feet dirty from it.
I hanker, this doesn’t deter your steps....

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Food Feud Ensued

Resulting conflict we found about food,
And much embarrassment we ensued;
That was best,
Then the rest,
Which had resulted in a family feud.

Jim Horn...

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I know, what happens to Harvey Weinstein,
it's pure embarrassment, pure a shame,
But most of producers of the Hollywood movies,
In closets have own skeletons with the boobis!...

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Everyone must bow
to God without embarrassment
just as small shrubs with slender roots
bend in the wind...
 Reverential gestures of recognition, precaution
and humility... !...

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He ran from the room holding his crotch,
A trail of urine was behind his hopscotch,
His embarrassment was there for us all to see,
But he taught me lesson; don’t hold in your wee!...

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As a teller in a bank, I once greeted a man
With a very cheery “good morning ma'am” 
Embarrassment followed
As hard I swallowed
Red faced, I said that kilt got me, hot damn...

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T ransformation
R eady to change
A t ones weakest moment
I refuse to stay the same
N o longer ones self
I nto bars with steel I go
N egativity and embarrassment 
G o on , I must go , I must go...

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The bride and groom, about to pop the cork
But the label read -- Pig Juice, Pure Lean Pork
   The newleyweds were concerned
   Their embarrassment unearned
Then ~ a small bundle dropped off by a stork...

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The pipe major at the front led the way
On this cold and windy St Patrick's day 
He was six foot and well built 
A freak gust blew up his kilt
The crowd cheered at his manhood on display... ...

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