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When I Bend Over

At my age, I make a noise when I bend over It's the law but quite embarrassing, even for Rover He barks when he farts Pretends it's from another yard Us humans shift our eyes, pretend we're not the owner

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Date: 8/22/2019 12:57:00 PM
Just cough when you bend or try a cork
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/22/2019 1:15:00 PM
Hmm! A cork... very interesting! LOL, You come up with such great ideas my friend!!!
Date: 8/22/2019 7:01:00 AM
Lol! But dogs are the best for blaming farts on ;D,
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/22/2019 7:43:00 AM
Learned that a long time ago! LOL Have a super duper day dear Mo! Happy Jack XOX

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