Short Electrician Poems

There was an electrician from Nashes
Who worked in darts and dashes.
One day especially rushed
Against 240 volts he brushed.
Now Nashes is home to his ashes....

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Electrician Paddy, an Irish chap,  
gave the U.S. prison service a slap,
when he made them aware,
that the, electric chair,
to be sure was no more than a death trap....

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I once knew an electrician who was terrified
While he was crossing wires he would be completely fried
Turns out he was safe as could be
A little research proved to me
The electrician was properly electrified.

written June 17, 2021...

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1.
Unfortunate for him
Without payment
The mortician feels
That he got stiffed

2.
He felt there was no spark
Left between them
So the electrician went out
And got buzzed

3.
Being alone another night
The butcher stayed home 
And pounded his meat...

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Lovingly
the wind touches your skin.
It plays in the softness of your beard.

Each new sun
will bring the day’s goodness.
In your eyes is a child’s innocence.

A source of
energy is exchanged.
You are an electrician by trade.

With effort
we till the field of love. 
It will yield a harvest of passion.

3/3/2021...

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When will it happen that
in an assemblage of
two or three computers,
in a house wired badly
by a drunken electrician
twenty years before, a
steady wave pulse emerges
between the dishwasher, 
and the espresso machine 
and connects to the shorted
out garage door opener that
a persona will appear and
announce to the startled
occupant of the house,
"I am here"...

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There was a nice lady named Bess,
Her age not many could guess,
Because when she put on her face,
Her age did erase,
But left the bathroom a mell of a hess!

Her husband was an electrician for hire,
He sat on a generator and licked a wire,
He toathted hith tongue,
And burnt up hith bung,
And now he always thits fire!

( I'm sorry. I tried hard but could not find any moral to this story.)...

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Settlement
If I take off my shoes
And I sell my toes
Does that make my toes, Fritos
If I close my eyes at night
am I legally blind, lost my sight
All I know is yes and no
and that air is light and darkness
the electrician fixed the wall switch
I put my mitten on my feet
I place my feet above my head
Now this is the time even corpse wish they were dead
Settlement

10/09/17
written by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Electric Bill
There is a person called Bill
Electric Bill for the father was drunk
If you can think of it
Then it probably happened
One too many beers
Time with a local gal
The sex was good but forgotten
For both were ing loaded
9 months later happy mother's day
Electric Bill was born
It doesn't mean he's rich
Or has loads of money
Or is a sparky
But call him Lec
He wants to be an electrician
When he grows up...

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Finally! I ordered my favorite tea!
To the ocean of flavors,
To the flavorful seas,
Gonna use the same bag twice!
So precious!
Do you know what?
I am feeling a bit nice,
A little generous!
I am gonna give some to my electrician,
"This is great! This is nice!" he lied I messed up,
It was bitter, it was not nice
Hey! It's bitter! Don't lie! Don't even try!
"Okay, it sucks"
What now? How to fix it?
"I don't know, dip it in some rice?"...

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