Short Elected Poems
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Elected representatives
sure earn a bale of pay
Yet rarely do we hear back home
'bout one had something nice to say
Said to my daughter: The Canadians elected the Liberal Prime Minister
She responded: That makes them smarter than us.
Tanka
Our democracy,
Bought by the highest bidder,
Is an empty word
We do not need elected crooks
We need a new Mandela
"Fox Hired To Guard
The Chickens"
"Shepard Elected To Protect
Wolves In Sheeps Clothing"
"Man Throughs Baby
Out With Bath Water"
Form:
Leaders who vote their Party line
Have no cause to moan nor malign
They won't get elected
Nor even respected
Voters Know those views aren't divine!
F-rom a distant place,
Y-ou were elected to be
M-essenger of God.
Topic: 132nd Birthday of Bro. Felix Y. Manalo (May 10,2018)
Form: Acrostic Haiku
I was never consulted about my birth
Well I know it’s impossible but
Like a dreamer cosy in slumber
If asked I would have elected
To stay in bed instead
Rest in peace
C is for caring
O is for opps
L is for loving
L is for literacy
E is for elected
E is for exited
N is for natural
for a very close friend colleen laforme
A Couplet
on
Taxing & Spending
By: Tom
10/29/2021
Our elected officials are irrational thinkers,
tax and spend ideas are invariable stinkers.
A Note to Congress
By Franklin Price
4/8/2019
Congress you're not doing great
That's my opinion, no debate
Your job's not to investigate
We elected you to legislate
There was a beef lover under duress
for mocking leeks and watercress
But meat he’s rejected
so he’s now been elected
to give the State Of The Onion Address
Written 3/19/22
R-esult
O-f
D-ecision,
A-iling
N-ation
T-riumphantly
E-lected
M-aker
A-nd
R-ighteous
C-reator
O-f
L-aws
E-qual
T-o
A-ll
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Monocrostic (Senator)
Jason Johnson was known as slow in the head
it was as if his mind were totally dead.
He tried to become smarter
but that was a no starter.
So Jason was elected to Congress instead.
Dear dear Mo, my capitol friend
A Minister of Joy each morning she sends
An Ottawa leader of happiness
We citizens are blessed
Hope she's re-elected and her term doesn't end
A hairy and cranky old man he's become
Sucking on one thumb, the other up his bum
Now that's overstating things
His words still have ring
Since being elected, his eminence Mr.Trump
Her
Nelson
Mandela
tenacity
has final reward
with elated cries of
glee in newly elected
democracy. This much honored
lady of Burma birth is free at
last to share her worth in her peaceful mirth.
Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
Imagine being in a kids play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
Imagine being in a kid's play wearing a uniform
You were elected to be the back end of a unicorn
Really could only hope
Front guy uses Soap-On-A-Rope
Up close and personal with buggies that swarm
The current presidential campaign seems asinine
For both candidates if elected promise all will be fine
Each runs down the other
Thus pertinent policy never given gesture
As we the people sip their political strychnine
Limericks by definition are supposed to be bawdy
At times mine can be considered just a wee bit naughty
Seems you people so nice
Are looking for spice
So this guy's elected himself as the bringer of saucy
In a time of great collapse
No one is stopping our fall
Someone thinks someone else
Will care to save us at all
While those who you elected
Think not to mind your vote
What we do all vibrates out
Beyond seeds that are sowed
If you think what happened was too bad,
Imagine, had he been elected...
Oh four more years of him
On American dream!
Think, world's a small price paid, and be glad.
________
Tongue-in-cheek 03/01/2021
Topic: humour, happenings
Politicians…
Married
to the sound
of their own voice
Divorced
from those
who elected them to serve
Philanderers
of a
bigger truth
Infidels
in the end
—only to themselves
(Villanova Pennsylvania: October, 2013
There is nothing now that could be worse,
Than taking money out of the old folks' purse.
So our elected officials need to remember,
It will soon come November,
And to the bread lines...they may be FIRST!