Short Easter Bunny Poems
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One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!
let s no doudt
step out
and get dress
not look a mess
sit we must do this
get hook
and look
some hats or funny
your my
EASTER BUNNY
there it lies on the Bunny trail
a chalked outline of the victim
Easter Bunny dead plans derail
who did this is it Tiny Tim?
3/10/2013
My parents were strict and arbitrary.
I knew no Easter bunny or tooth fairy.
To get out of the closet at any time,
I was forced to speak in rhyme.
Oh CHAMELEON,
you have changed over the years.
You were such a tease to me,
I loved talking with you.
WOW you are the Easter Bunny.
you like hat
easter way its at
they come wide
some wear on the side
and difference too
red white and blue
its style
some or also funny
those
EASTER BUNNY
There is a pole dancer named Honey
never danced in the nude for money
her modesty renown
all around the small town
the kids all call her Easter Bunny
The Easter bunny found an egg
Turn around and named it Kreg
She kept the egg together
Through all kinds of weather
But, the egg gave the bunny a plague
Leveret scurries
Trained ears, panoramic sight
Saved - by a hare's breath.
Easter Bunny blinks
Burrows the deep undergrowth
Close shave this morning
I have a friend, who makes money,
By telling jokes, while being funny,
He doesn’t do very well.
By what I must tell,
His suit looks like the Easter bunny.
There once was an Easter Bunny
Who only came out when it's sunny
When it started to rain
Eggs went down the drain
And the kids didn't think it was funny.
he sell horns and bell
some do well
make some money
some call you honey
say thing thats funny
you feel like aa easter bunny
they have a vender stand
the
SIDE WALK MAN
Extra special part of
April and
Sometimes March
The Easter bunny comes along to give candy, colorful
Eggs , cookies, and other
Rich treats.
wrote 2-17-10
On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid
fat Easter bunny
she ate ALL the choccy eggs
distraught toddler sobs!
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04~12~17
some thinks things
that rings and pings
or funny
i was bought a easter bunny
on the card which was hard
is said love you honey
hope you love
the
CORLOR OF MONEY
A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command
Brown E Bunny had a way with words.
They invited him to apply to be THE Easter Bunny.
I thought he was fictitious, he said.
You might not be our guy, the committee replied.
I thought I saw a big Easter bunny
when it hopped it looked really funny,
so I put my beer glass down
and then began my big frown...
it's my wife at the bar wanting money!
Purple Easter bunny, with your jazzy ways
Rainbow hair, and eggs painted in reds and grays
Pastel colors are not your thing, I guess
I hate to say this, but your hair is a mess
she wore this and that
and a style hat
and walk and talk
alone the easter stroll
we call each other honey
watch the easter bunny
around i so much to say
ME an my lady on
EASTER DAY
Living in fantasy
Easter bunny to none of thee
Rotten egg on the street corner
Hope she finds a client soon
Dropping her pen and letting us free
That’s the end of this poetry
An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny
He was with his wife Jean
She said- what do you mean?
That's a squirrel that's hopping around, Hunny
I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!
04~10~17
Whose got the money honey?
Raining debt is just not fun
Have you got the money honey?
Rebecca's farm no longer sunny.
Whose got the money honey?
Could it be the Easter bunny?
Whose got the money honey?