Short Dui Poems

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Alcohol
Delivery
Is the best
Answer to
Combat the
Assailant DUI...

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Scraps of metal 
Surround the trees
Lying on the leaf covered floor
Smoke still rising 
From the smoldering engine
Heating the leather interior
A headlight makes a path to see
The other in front
A shattered windshield
Shows the flesh torn body
And the beer cans that 
Survived....

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i've been
through
the mail

almost
tearing
it up as

if it were
junk mail
but summoned

to report for
jurie duty
and i had

to laugh be
cause my
wife was

also asked
to be before
the court but

she isn't
a citizen
but she

drives
allowing
her to decide

yes my
husband
is a drunk

give
him
a 

dui...

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Santa got a dui,
Too much whiskey, too much rye,
Mrs. Claus filed for divorce,
Dasher's wife pregnant by a horse,
Rudolph addicted to crack,
The elves were evicted and moved in a shack,
China now makes all the toys,
For all the foreign girls and boys,
American taxpayers pay for it all,
Santa's license suspended, so please do not call....

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Isc-ca-cave baby
  Is-to take it slow
Ischch- got telekinesis'
As you must know
      ------
They say that Wildthang
Is his isch-ca-duta-da-de
Say's thay ye shall
Isch-ca-a-duta-see
It ain't
Isch-a-duta-Me
A monkkey ain't
Going to make a 
Monkkey out of me

            GF



******Note:*****
Isch-ca-duta means: Mean's that I just don't know!

****Complement's of the wild-thang-monkkey......wtm...

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yes i was
at the will
thankfully
not killing
anyone

except myself
as the officer
deflated me
from breathing
air bag i barely

remembering
telling him i
was just out
to get some
chicken

though i'm
vegetarian
how would
he know
and why

would i
be saying
this to him
as if it were so
matterafactually

who cares
and apparently
i didn't because
i didn't ask if any
one got hurt...

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