Short Dude Poems
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A teenager without a dime
Was suspected of a theft crime
When asked for ID
He said, "There's just me
And I'm Cliff; drop over sometime!"
I must admit that there have been times
when I've looked like a lady, but from behind,
and I didn't find the experience exciting,... or kind.
So strong I stand
So full of pride
I now demand
You now decide
So bow your head
There's no free rides
So now it's said
The Dude abides
There was a man who searched for the oasis
But was lacking in the social graces
He’d splash on some musk
But then acted brusque
By looking for love in all the thong places
There once was a dude named Dudly
By all accounts he was quite ugly
As hard as he tried
Put makeup on his eyes
He still wasn't sweet and sure wasn't cuddly
The period of time that it takes for our planet,
to make a complete revolution around the sun,
is how long my love for you will last.
How many revolutions do you want?
You love me or not?
Twist in each plot,
We cuddle a lot,
Nestling in our cot,
My heart you have got,
Dude, you are so hot!
Keeping you is my goal,
Love is good for the soul.
A cool dude in Delaware's thicket.
Wrote wonderful poems then said, "Stick it!"
"I'll write them my way!"
So what can we say?
You're TOPS!! I tag you Jared Pickett!!!!
No end to my talents, astound even me
I shouldn't be allowed to know me for free
Obviously, I'm a special dude
But some think I'm a prude
But further from the truth, one cannot be
Though I'm in a funk, no need help to get out
To once more wake up and dance and shout
Just like the old days
Big smiles on display
I'm the same jovial dude, of this there's no doubt
In spite of some recent setbacks I've endured
Still, life is the only choice to feel secure
Crap's gonna happen
Always part of the action
But we stick with the program just to be sure
No end to my talents, astound even me
I shouldn't be allowed to know me for free
Obviously, I'm a special dude
But some think I'm a prude
However, further from the truth one cannot be
There once was a dude named Dudley
By all accounts he was quite ugly
As hard as he tried
He put makeup on his eyes
He still wasn't sweet and sure wasn't cuddly
© Jack Ellison 2015
It’s true some people follow Judaism
and some are followers of Buddhism.
Well I’m no Buddhist
but a devout Dudeist
which makes me a dude of Dudeism!
Written: January 2005
when the pain is too much to bear
I close my eyes and picture
surfing the waves of my youth
the ocean sounds get louder
till the roar takes over
and makes me see how
the afterlife might be
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
On his way to the sunny south, whatta lucky dude
Leaving us here, trying to maintain our happy mood
For some it's a challenge
Our attempt can be gallant
But another year of the white stuff can leave us unglued
every animal
insect, bird
every human
in the world
every thing
of living being
upon this one day
did a jump
when all just jumped
the same moment
then the thump
of the almighty landing
and by some miracle
behold, the resetting
Maverick
- man
Legs
- long
Skirts
- sexy
Knickers
- knot
Manners
- misplaced
Breast
- Blossom
Breathe
- bare
Nipple
- Nudge
Heart
- huge
Loins
- looney
Fingers
- Fraught
Penile
- Pulse
Testicle
- Trouble
Horny
- Hornet
*****
- Propeller
There once was a fellow from Bude
Who loved to play golf in the nude,
Someone quipped "that thing,
Has a hell of swing,
He sure is one well equipped dude."
Entry for
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29/8/2019
Captain America is a cool dude
He's kind and is brave and is never rude
His shield is his good friend
He uses once again
And he is never ever ever booed
Monday, May 30, 2022
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Hey Dude,
You’re A Human Lightening Rod
By: Tom Wright
2005
You’ve Studs in your eyebrows, a spike in your hair
Your tongue is pierced causing me to stare.
You resemble a lampshade but give me no fear
At the first sound of thunder, I’m out of here.
Just a smooth lookin’ dude
Walkin’ on through
Checks the ladies out
He knows what to do
For he has experience
That helps him along
And whistlin’ his tune
He knows his song
But what is he hidin’
He can tell
But you know
It is his private hell.
© Paul Warren Poetry
Todd bought his girl a ring
the ring began to sing
It sang a song of years
years lived mostly in fear
But why? The ring was not afraid ~
Todd pinched it off a French maid
A Shrewd While Rude and Crude Dude
Matt Whitaker for sure.
As can be, Whitaker has really been shrewd,
And we should toss in lewd as well as crude;
In came;
Brain lame;
An ignorant, inept and outright dumb dude.
Jim Horn
My analysis of Whitaker before his hearing
which ain't too good.
I love the lake
and I love the sky,
I engage in simulation of swimming through the shy,
I enrage my eye's with wisdom and fire,
I encase the revealer
because it's everywhere all the time,
I jack out my figure with a hand of time-
sleeping soundly 'till morning
and drinking the wine...