A Dude Named Dudley

There once was a dude named Dudley By all accounts he was quite ugly As hard as he tried He put makeup on his eyes He still wasn't sweet and sure wasn't cuddly © Jack Ellison 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Konos Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 6:24 AM
good one jack...by the way what's going on with your elections? http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/voting_day_is_near_acrostic_717233
Ellison Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 8:23 AM
Seems like Justin will follow in his daddy's footsteps and form the next government! At least that's what I'm hoping!!! Go Trudeau, go!!!
Tor Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 2:30 AM
Dudley tried to get cuddly with a gal, She took one look at him said no way pal. With his feelings hurt he turned to a hooker, He he paid her well and happily took her. When he was all done, He found something crawling on his Ding Don. Good morning Jack!!
Ellison Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 8:25 AM
LOL Now that was naughty, Michael!!!! Good morning, friend!
Smith Avatar
October 14, 2015 at 2:14 PM
Once knew a man named Dudley....A horrid man was he...scared all the girls...with his mustache in curls...and sideburns down to his knee....yeehaw Good day Sir Jacko
Ellison Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 8:26 AM
"sideburns down to his knee"!!! LOL Bottom line and most important... it rhymes!!! Good day my friend!
Eastman Avatar
October 14, 2015 at 12:56 PM
Duidley has a fire in his eyes... But hey! he's not ugly youse guys... For he won the prize... To be most wise... so all flock to him to advise...
Eastman Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 1:04 PM
Naw... If that were true... Dragon, Grandpa Troll, and I wouldn't stand a chance! LOL... And we're very much in demand! ... Tho for what I'm not sure...
Ellison Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 8:28 AM
Methinks looks override wiseness in this world! LOL xxx
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