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A Dude Named Dudley

There once was a dude named Dudley By all accounts he was quite ugly As hard as he tried He put makeup on his eyes He still wasn't sweet and sure wasn't cuddly © Jack Ellison 2015

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Judy Konos

Date: 10/15/2015 6:24:00 AM

good one jack...by the way what's going on with your elections? http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/voting_day_is_near_acrostic_717233

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2015 8:23:00 AM

Seems like Justin will follow in his daddy's footsteps and form the next government! At least that's what I'm hoping!!! Go Trudeau, go!!!

Michael Tor

Date: 10/15/2015 2:30:00 AM

Dudley tried to get cuddly with a gal, She took one look at him said no way pal. With his feelings hurt he turned to a hooker, He he paid her well and happily took her. When he was all done, He found something crawling on his Ding Don. Good morning Jack!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2015 8:25:00 AM

LOL Now that was naughty, Michael!!!! Good morning, friend!

Tim Smith

Date: 10/14/2015 2:14:00 PM

Once knew a man named Dudley....A horrid man was he...scared all the girls...with his mustache in curls...and sideburns down to his knee....yeehaw Good day Sir Jacko

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2015 8:26:00 AM

"sideburns down to his knee"!!! LOL Bottom line and most important... it rhymes!!! Good day my friend!

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/14/2015 12:56:00 PM

Duidley has a fire in his eyes... But hey! he's not ugly youse guys... For he won the prize... To be most wise... so all flock to him to advise...

Carol Eastman
Date: 10/16/2015 1:04:00 PM

Naw... If that were true... Dragon, Grandpa Troll, and I wouldn't stand a chance! LOL... And we're very much in demand! ... Tho for what I'm not sure...

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/15/2015 8:28:00 AM

Methinks looks override wiseness in this world! LOL xxx