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A Dude Named Dudley

There once was a dude named Dudley
By all accounts he was quite ugly
As hard as he tried
He put makeup on his eyes
He still wasn't sweet and sure wasn't cuddly


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Judy Konos Date: 10/15/2015 6:24:00 AM good one jack...by the way what's going on with your elections? http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/voting_day_is_near_acrostic_717233 Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/15/2015 8:23:00 AM Seems like Justin will follow in his daddy's footsteps and form the next government! At least that's what I'm hoping!!! Go Trudeau, go!!!

Michael Tor Date: 10/15/2015 2:30:00 AM Dudley tried to get cuddly with a gal, She took one look at him said no way pal. With his feelings hurt he turned to a hooker, He he paid her well and happily took her. When he was all done, He found something crawling on his Ding Don. Good morning Jack!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/15/2015 8:25:00 AM LOL Now that was naughty, Michael!!!! Good morning, friend!

Tim Smith Date: 10/14/2015 2:14:00 PM Once knew a man named Dudley....A horrid man was he...scared all the girls...with his mustache in curls...and sideburns down to his knee....yeehaw Good day Sir Jacko Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 10/15/2015 8:26:00 AM "sideburns down to his knee"!!! LOL Bottom line and most important... it rhymes!!! Good day my friend!

Carol Eastman Date: 10/14/2015 12:56:00 PM Duidley has a fire in his eyes... But hey! he's not ugly youse guys... For he won the prize... To be most wise... so all flock to him to advise... Login to Reply Carol Eastman Date: 10/16/2015 1:04:00 PM Naw... If that were true... Dragon, Grandpa Troll, and I wouldn't stand a chance! LOL... And we're very much in demand! ... Tho for what I'm not sure... Jack Ellison Date: 10/15/2015 8:28:00 AM Methinks looks override wiseness in this world! LOL xxx