Short Down The Hatch Poems
Short Down The Hatch Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Down The Hatch by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Down The Hatch by length and keyword.
Laughter Is the Best Medicine Lim'Rik Contest
Pizza Dream
Dreamt I was eating mouse soup
rodents lined up in a troop
fell in the broth
then they got tothed
down the hatch and turned to poop...
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Categories:
down the hatch, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Fiery Self Destruction
Bound to a fiery chair
Burned by my despair
Scorched by my mistakes' glare
Reality torched me to my last hair
The world melted me with care
My haughty hands throw me down the hatch
And my pride lit the match...
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Categories:
down the hatch, sin,
Form:
Rhyme
Officially Divorced
Winter has arrived with a vengeance up north
Seems earlier each year a new climate has morphed
Here's what I say to that
Shove it down your hatch
Cold weather and yours truly have officially divorced...
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Categories:
down the hatch, weather,
Form:
Limerick
Staying Health
our cat's a hunter
insects spiders bugs or mice
her diet is health
whenever she can
catch whatever of those sh-ts
then its down the hatch
she likes store food fine
but nature just helps herself
and that is our cat...
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Categories:
down the hatch, analogy, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
Overheard at a Jewish wedding:
She's quite a catch
Mazel tov! L'cha'im!
Bottoms up!
Down the hatch!
Hey, why so blue?
He's a dream come true
Mazel tov! L'cha'im!'
Hope he's the right one for you......
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Categories:
down the hatch, anxiety, drink, hope, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Good Luck Meal
GOOD LUCK MEAL
Hog jowl fried so crispy brown
Black eyed peas abound
Collard greens from the truck patch
Sweet tea down the hatch
Candied yams as well
My, do tell
YUM!!
Curtis Moorman
21 December 2011
For Russell Siver's contest...
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Categories:
down the hatch, holiday,
Form:
Epulaeryu
Pickles and Tickles
I'm going to free that pickle from the jar
Free for a minute but it won't get very far
In my mouth as the juices flow
Down the hatch here you go
Poor pickle was gone before I got to the car
Faleshia Murphy
FOR P.D. contest
PICKLES AND TICKLES...
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Categories:
down the hatch, funny
Form:
Limerick
Moves and Hooves
At North Pole stables, liquid spirit flows
Down the hatch is where the brandy goes!
We bust all the moves
And raise our big hooves
That's why Rudolph has a glowing red nose!
Nov 13, 2022
Fun holiday limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Checked on rhymezone and howmanysyllables...
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Categories:
down the hatch, christmas, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Cocktails For One
COCKTAILS FOR ONE
Opening the kitchen cabinet for a morning cocktail, line em up in a row
one two three four five on the counter as the smell of am coffee brews.
Down the hatch they go, five for breakfast, two with lunch, one more
for dinner and two at bed time, three cheers for me whomever I used to be.
Debbie Mills Kelly
11/17/12...
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Categories:
down the hatch,
Form:
Free verse
Who Needs It
Who Needs It
For two years Wee Willie has forgot to rise
So I thought to give my sweet wife a surprise
Down the hatch that little blue pill went
To make Wee Willie look like the pole of a tent
My wife I found cleaning in a back bedroom
She turned, hollered snake and swung her broom
In pain to the bathroom I rushed
And down the toilet those little blue pills I flushed
© 7/19/2015...
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Categories:
down the hatch, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme