Short Donald Trump Poems
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Rapa Nui had no trees
Not one canoe to fish the seas
No fire to cook
No shady brook
Donald Trump pay attention PLEASE!
I hereby nominate Donald Trump for the title of 'Honorary Jew'
~ The world only hates Israel the way it hates you
In the polls, Donald Trump
took an astonishing jump ,
but the most surprising thing for me
is I’d vote for him over Huckabee.
Stick Out Your Tongue Horn Haiku
Should stick out your tongue
When something is appalling
Like Donald Trump is.
Jim Horn
Donald Trump is NOT a bigot
Anyone can dunk his spigot
His morals are lax
But quite free of tax
So all his employees dig it!
Kellyanne and George Conway:
One lauds Trump in every way.
One says he’s a damn freak show.
How they’re married, I don’t know.
A figure rises, dispelling gloom
With rhetoric strong, he claims the fight
The second coming, a nation's right
© daniel miltz
Donald Trump is Putin's puppet
In fact he's just a fool.
He was hoping for a Nobel peace prize
But finished up with sod all.
Fa, la, la,
the politicians stump.
Blah, blah, blah,
It's Donald Trump.
Oh La la, we've hit a bump.
Shangri-La or Mein Kampf?
Political Changes
Brexit in Britain
Donald Trump in America
Marine La Pen in France
How do you like them Apples ????
America, what was your sin
For the Lord, he sure has the hump.
It must have been really terrible,
For he sent you Donald Trump.
oversized gloating hot air balloon
case of morning gluttony
bigger than Donald Trump baby balloon
one that gloat’s over your orgy
I just heard that Donald Trump
Is making Pink Floyd pay for the wall
They're the ones that built it
Seems only fair after all
With a flick of all eight carpi
Our POTUS dismissed an harpy
Trump's Vanity Wall
Shall attest to all:
Donald Trump is NOT a Sharpie!
Donald Trump is an old Plutocrat
Living high on the hog like a gnat
But Disney was first
To notify Hearst
That Pluto's a dog, not a rat!
Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"
Donald Trump is a flimflam man
Trump and Pence have an healthcare plan
Its in a nutshell
So Nancy can't tell
The thumbnail is an also-ran
God spared my life
I, Donald Trump, for a reason
That reason was to save our country
And restore America to greatness
© daniel miltz
If a during protest I will scratch my rump,
My lawyer will send the claim,
That it was wicked Donald Trump,
Who was the cause of this pain!
Donald Trump opposes abortion
The President favors extortion
"We must keep them dumb
And under out thumb
To grope the greatest proportion"
Notice hereby
The United States of America
Aka The US,
Now "The US Group Company"
Retains its Presidency
To Donald Trump
Until 2020
Though most Americans praise it
Donald Trump has vowed to raze it
Why leave it to fate
When we can just mate
And let Republicans raise it?
Donald Trump went to church today
Ostensibly to kneel and pray
The vicar wept
As Donald slept
Trump snores sounded more like a bray ......
Watching Serena play tennis
Whilst sipping a pint of Guinness
I heard someone plead
Donald Trump should lead
His Fake News Parade in Venice
Donald Trump believes the O-zone layer
Must be a kneeling NFL player
Thrusting a fist
Into the mist
But, unlike Trump, its just a taxpayer!