Short Doberman Poems

A lady named Abigail Feanture
Received from her colleagues a censure.
She, being a vet,
Accidentally let
A mischievous Doberman Pincer....

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A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey...

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If I had a Doberman
I’d never crop her ears
or dock her tail, 
although she’d probably 
loose her ovaries.
Just a silly hound
but she’d still
retain her teeth....

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Dalmatian diva dressed deliberately for dinner
Displaying delicate dainty polka dots, to try and look thinner
Drinking deliriously delicious decaf, starring at a Doberman grinner
Deciphering a designer’s dreamy design during her delectable dinner...

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Were I a sink, I think I'd cry
   What people put down my drain
      ~ Oh, my!

Why, just today I looked up
   to dodge the drool of a doberman pup

And on the weekend you won't believe
   what partygoers tend to leave

Everything from nuts to cigar butts
   and bloody band-aids from their cuts
 
I 'm just so lucky to a mirror be
   Folks clean my glass to look at me...

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Casey has grown form a pup to my big Doberman
But he still thinks he is little and tries so hard to be small
When he will not fit on my lap it is hard for him to understand
And one treat is not enough it don't fill him at all

But at night it is still under the covers for him
For he is my Casey my baby puppy you see
He shines like a star or a rare gem
And  he's my lap dog no matter how big he will be...

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I remember walking 
Through a dark alley
Eons ago. All I could hear
Was chirping crickets
About halfway, my whole body  
Violently jerked by...
Loud, furious barking....
I never saw coming!
Unchained Doberman Pinscher
Behind a fence. Boy, did it..
Scare the living hell out of me! 
I did flinch alright...




What Makes You Flinch Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Julie Leigh Rodeheaver 
Date written and posted: 05/30/2019...

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A brave fireman who was covered in ashes,
Enters the blaze with a mask and some axes.
Rescued a k-9 from a building on fire,
He had to be lowered on a thick wire.
The dog and her puppies owed him so much,
Licking off ashes with her gentle touch.
Things could’ve been worse and that would be sad,
He rescued the Doberman with puppies I’m glad.
They say that dogs are man’s best friend,
He fought for those puppies ‘til the bitter end.

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There are a lot of different breeds.

A dog is a very common
four legged-animal
 often kept by people,
used to guard or hunt  
but this female is compare
 with Einstein and other genius
mix with doberman
was used in Panama
as founder of Noriega mass graves.

When  ferocious barking
 up the wrong tree
is reward by her mon (a woman).
This forensic dog
 is a great holiday spender,
eats lot´s of pizzas
and can replace
men in his job....

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Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman
Sitting on the bed
Growing mad
Barking, talking snorting
Bowing his head
Snarling, barking, grawing
What's wrong with him
Mouth wide open
Pouting laying in you bed mad
Laying on his side still snarling, growling, growling
Let still laying on the bed
On his side laying he lays...
Laid down dog frown
Bedded Brown the doberman

8/02/18   ©2018

For Doberman Pinscher Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Edward Ibeh...

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