Short Discounts Poems

The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two...

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A prime-numbered day if years leap
Adds one extra cycle for sleep
This calendar fact
Keeps seasons intact
And discounts our rents that ain't cheap...

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There was a young lady from Wales
With an eye for bargains and sales
All discounts she would scoff
'til 50 percent off
Then profit from all the resales!...

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There once was a man named Art 
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart 
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart ...



By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos...

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I sometimes forget advancing years
Then a reminder blindsides me
Senior discounts, free Tuesdays
Sad eyes in my mirror
Daily aches and pains
Compensations?
Little voice
Love you
Nana...

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A land of ice and fire,
a boundless border between.
Two inseparable contradictions
Forever cursed to exist side by side.

O land of ice and fire
your attention should be on the third faction.
For they are the true threat.
The land of temptation and greed, the land of allure,
The land of discounts marches upon both
and all shall be converted....

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New outfits each day
          Desire
Seek and Seek games

Sales and discounts
      Rejuvenate
Pool within so bright

Shopaholic’s sole delight
            Explore
Reach out to all designs

Only one fighting field
          Purchase
Reasonable or any price

Sensation faster than light
           Shopaholic
Buying Fire to stylish survive...

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There’s no amount
Which does not count
In an account…

Yep, no amount
Sellers discount
And while recount
Your whole story 
Fail to glory:
Place in praised sky
For being Quite High…

Don’t pressures mount
After discount
For more from Fount
Or self soon count
The Badly Bluffed,
His wish rebuffed…

Discounts fetch smiles;
Who gave went miles!...

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Santa's reindeer to arctic shore
Christmas lights twinkle no 
more
Colorful wrap, decorations laid
in store
Booty, bounty no trite score
Toy trains, guns screech and 
roar
Distant relations out the door!
Scurry out; after-Christmas 
discounts can't ignore
Holiday residual doth now 
implore
Last few drops Egg Nog pour
Parse the remaining turkey; 
ham core...

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She chapped my door
Said she was a whore
She was in the area
Offering discounts and more
I was a bit taken aback
Usually it was double glazing, broadband and that
Or Jehovah's witnesses
Into the night
She even took cards
Explained the APR
Extras and all
S&M on a Saturday night
Would I like a call
I must admit
Impressed I was
She was a woman with a cause
Sadly, the good lady screamed
Who’s at the door
I told her a whore
Bloody Jehovah's she swore
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To Caryl, Patricia, Elaine. Anita, Louise.Crystal, Carol,Heidie, Vince, Frank, 
Rhoda, Judith, Brian, Christy. John, and surely Sharon;
"I'd sing a Julio Iglesias song here, but  there are a couple of guys listed, and I 
don't imagine I'd ever become a "sweetie"!.  So to all, thanks, to all the beautiful 
females, I "Have Gun,Will Travel"!, if you need a rock 'n roller, let me know.!LOL!!!
Quantity discounts availavble.  We accept WICA, GreenStamps,And False 
Promises!!!!!...

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