The Calling

She chapped my door
Said she was a whore
She was in the area
Offering discounts and more
I was a bit taken aback
Usually it was double glazing, broadband and that
Or Jehovah's witnesses
Into the night
She even took cards
Explained the APR
Extras and all
S&M on a Saturday night
Would I like a call
I must admit
Impressed I was
She was a woman with a cause
Sadly, the good lady screamed
Who’s at the door
I told her a whore
Bloody Jehovah's she swore
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Rodrigues Avatar
November 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
LOL…really very funny
Bell Avatar
November 18, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Hope she returns. lol
Fowler Avatar
October 31, 2024 at 8:47 AM
LOL Paul. What a "treat"! :)
Bell Avatar
October 31, 2024 at 1:35 PM
She's a big hit in the area now.
Dietrich Avatar
October 18, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Ha!
Dietrich Avatar
October 19, 2024 at 11:26 AM
The parts I understood. Yes
Bell Avatar
October 19, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Did you like that.
Puddifoot Avatar
October 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
lol naughty boy
Bell Avatar
October 19, 2024 at 3:26 AM
You been on a sabbatical.
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