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The Calling

She chapped my door
Said she was a whore
She was in the area
Offering discounts and more
I was a bit taken aback
Usually it was double glazing, broadband and that
Or Jehovah's witnesses
Into the night
She even took cards
Explained the APR
Extras and all
S&M on a Saturday night
Would I like a call
I must admit
Impressed I was
She was a woman with a cause
Sadly, the good lady screamed
Who’s at the door
I told her a whore
Bloody Jehovah's she swore

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Date: 11/5/2024 8:58:00 AM
LOL…really very funny
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Paul Bell
Date: 11/18/2024 9:10:00 AM
Hope she returns. lol
Date: 10/31/2024 8:47:00 AM
LOL Paul. What a "treat"! :)
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Paul Bell
Date: 10/31/2024 1:35:00 PM
She's a big hit in the area now.
Date: 10/18/2024 7:36:00 PM
Ha!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 10/19/2024 11:26:00 AM
The parts I understood. Yes
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Paul Bell
Date: 10/19/2024 3:23:00 AM
Did you like that.
Date: 10/18/2024 1:39:00 PM
lol naughty boy
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Paul Bell
Date: 10/19/2024 3:26:00 AM
You been on a sabbatical.

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