Short Diddling Poems
Short Diddling Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Diddling by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Diddling by length and keyword.
Hot Chicks
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth...
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Categories:
diddling, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Hot Chicks
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth...
Read More
Categories:
diddling, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Hot Chicks
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted by our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
Love diddling their skittles causing much mirth...
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Categories:
diddling, longing,
Form:
Limerick
Fiddler Met Twiddler
Fiddler met twiddler on his way to church
fidgeting and diddling, their fingers in a lurch
Fiddle-sticks and Fiddle-faddle stopped to watch and stare
puttering and muttering, one day in autumn’s air...
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Categories:
diddling, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
Diddling Our Skittle
Hot chicks have populated this big ole earth
To drive us guys wild, attracted to our girth
When we pimp and fuss
They go ape and cuss
When diddling our skittle, much screaming occurs...
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Categories:
diddling, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Riddle Me
Feed my heart
Feed my thoughts
I often go beyond my mean's..
Dancing upon the earth
Stringing upon my fiddle
Diddling' around lifes riddle's
Feeling like I'm trapped
In the middle..
What a small fiddle...
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Categories:
diddling, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Shame On Santa
No Christmas this year... Santa Claus has strayed
Through adultery, his Mrs. betrayed
She burned his red suit
And kept all their loot
When she caught him diddling with their house maid
December 15, 2022
A Funny Santa Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
diddling, betrayal, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Arousal Comes
fire burns when the arousal comes,
and heat that almost burns the thumbs,
where to put me diddle dum?
damn it take your chances,
the sweetest of romances,
in heaven i be chum,
pass the fourex son, (beer 5%)
thirsty work for some,
the horizontal dancers,
the diddling has been done:)
Is her daddy that bloody rancher?
nah it's Sancho Panza....
re 'Passion Pit' Linda-Marie
SweetHeart'
Don Johnson...
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Categories:
diddling, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
The Space Between Stars
The space between stars is not empty
though JLo and Ben’s might be dead.
It seems that they can’t sell their mansion,
‘cuz who wants an unlucky bed?
The kids wish the stars kept their distance
like diddling P. Diddy, right?
But they’d offer little resistance
if stars got assaulted at night.
The space between stars is not empty,
but the distance, exceedingly great.
There’s pervy and curvy b-listers,
but not many good ones of late.
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Categories:
diddling, celebrity, stars,
Form:
Quatrain