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Shame On Santa

No Christmas this year... Santa Claus has strayed
Through adultery, his Mrs. betrayed
She burned his red suit
And kept all their loot
When she caught him diddling with their house maid



December 15, 2022
A Funny Santa Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 1/18/2023 2:41:00 AM Hilarious from beginning to end. I can see this "She burned his red suit And kept all their loot" Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 1/18/2023 3:44:00 AM This one is so your style. Thanks, Caren.

Adele Bouthillier Date: 1/7/2023 11:19:00 AM All I can say is haha! Well deserved win! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 1/18/2023 3:44:00 AM Hello, Adele and thank you!

Terry Miller Date: 12/23/2022 11:32:00 PM Caught red suited, congratulations Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 1/18/2023 3:43:00 AM ha ha and hopefully red-faced. Thanks, Terry.

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 12/23/2022 5:32:00 PM Haha. Good one Jenna! Congratulations on your win! :) Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 1/18/2023 3:43:00 AM Thanks, Linda.

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/23/2022 3:24:00 PM Congratulations on your win. Santa will get coal this year. Blessings............. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 1/18/2023 3:43:00 AM Thank you.

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/23/2022 11:52:00 AM Jenna, love the bawdy limerick, congratulations on your first place win! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 1/18/2023 3:42:00 AM Thank so much for the nod, Tania.

Paul Bell Date: 12/18/2022 11:12:00 AM Thank god, for a minute I thought he was banging Rudolph. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/18/2022 11:14:00 AM Oh gee, Paul. I would never write that scenario. Lol thanks for reading and your naughty thought.

Nancy Kaufman Date: 12/17/2022 10:15:00 AM thanks for the laugh..I like so many am missing Rico badly. Have a great day.. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/17/2022 10:21:00 AM He certainly had a way with limerick writing. He's already missed. Thanks, Nancy and a good weekend for you.

Arlo Parker Date: 12/15/2022 7:39:00 PM Really...strayed??? Have you seen Mrs. Claus? No hotter babe walks the earth. Full figured, happy, jolly, great dresser, rosey cheeks, world class cookie chef. Must be a nasty rumor spread by disgruntled newly unionized elves! Don't believe it for one minute. No Xmas? Humbug!! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/17/2022 10:21:00 AM Whether she's hot or not, if he disrespected her that way, he's scum. If it's a rumor, then shame on the rascally elves. lol Thanks, AP.

Caren Krutsinger Date: 12/15/2022 7:32:00 PM Love the bawdiness of this one! Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/17/2022 10:19:00 AM oh, thanks, Caren. It's not my usual trend, but it's a limerick...so

David Kavanagh Date: 12/15/2022 12:09:00 PM I’ve said it before Jenna, Santa’s massive sack would be his downfall! a brilliant one sure to do well in the contest, cheers David Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/15/2022 2:20:00 PM LOL David. I read you.

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/15/2022 7:35:00 AM Oh dear, someone in the dog house lol. Good luck Jenna. Tom Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/15/2022 7:53:00 AM If he acts like a dog, that's where he belongs. Thanks, Tom.