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Shame On Santa

No Christmas this year... Santa Claus has strayed Through adultery, his Mrs. betrayed She burned his red suit And kept all their loot When she caught him diddling with their house maid December 15, 2022 A Funny Santa Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/18/2023 2:41:00 AM

Hilarious from beginning to end. I can see this "She burned his red suit And kept all their loot"

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/18/2023 3:44:00 AM

This one is so your style. Thanks, Caren.

Adele Bouthillier

Date: 1/7/2023 11:19:00 AM

All I can say is haha! Well deserved win!

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/18/2023 3:44:00 AM

Hello, Adele and thank you!

Terry Miller

Date: 12/23/2022 11:32:00 PM

Caught red suited, congratulations

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/18/2023 3:43:00 AM

ha ha and hopefully red-faced. Thanks, Terry.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/23/2022 5:32:00 PM

Haha. Good one Jenna! Congratulations on your win! :)

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/18/2023 3:43:00 AM

Thanks, Linda.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/23/2022 3:24:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. Santa will get coal this year. Blessings.............

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/18/2023 3:43:00 AM

Thank you.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/23/2022 11:52:00 AM

Jenna, love the bawdy limerick, congratulations on your first place win!

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/18/2023 3:42:00 AM

Thank so much for the nod, Tania.

Paul Bell

Date: 12/18/2022 11:12:00 AM

Thank god, for a minute I thought he was banging Rudolph.

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/18/2022 11:14:00 AM

Oh gee, Paul. I would never write that scenario. Lol thanks for reading and your naughty thought.

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 12/17/2022 10:15:00 AM

thanks for the laugh..I like so many am missing Rico badly. Have a great day..

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/17/2022 10:21:00 AM

He certainly had a way with limerick writing. He's already missed. Thanks, Nancy and a good weekend for you.

Arlo Parker

Date: 12/15/2022 7:39:00 PM

Really...strayed??? Have you seen Mrs. Claus? No hotter babe walks the earth. Full figured, happy, jolly, great dresser, rosey cheeks, world class cookie chef. Must be a nasty rumor spread by disgruntled newly unionized elves! Don't believe it for one minute. No Xmas? Humbug!!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/17/2022 10:21:00 AM

Whether she's hot or not, if he disrespected her that way, he's scum. If it's a rumor, then shame on the rascally elves. lol Thanks, AP.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/15/2022 7:32:00 PM

Love the bawdiness of this one!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/17/2022 10:19:00 AM

oh, thanks, Caren. It's not my usual trend, but it's a limerick...so

David Kavanagh

Date: 12/15/2022 12:09:00 PM

I’ve said it before Jenna, Santa’s massive sack would be his downfall! a brilliant one sure to do well in the contest, cheers David

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/15/2022 2:20:00 PM

LOL David. I read you.