Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Shame On Santa

No Christmas this year... Santa Claus has strayed
Through adultery, his Mrs. betrayed
She burned his red suit
And kept all their loot
When she caught him diddling with their house maid



December 15, 2022
A Funny Santa Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Caren Krutsinger January 18, 2023 at 2:41 AM Hilarious from beginning to end. I can see this "She burned his red suit And kept all their loot" Jenna Logan January 18, 2023 at 3:44 AM This one is so your style. Thanks, Caren.

Adele Bouthillier January 7, 2023 at 11:19 AM All I can say is haha! Well deserved win! Jenna Logan January 18, 2023 at 3:44 AM Hello, Adele and thank you!

Terry Miller December 23, 2022 at 11:32 PM Caught red suited, congratulations Jenna Logan January 18, 2023 at 3:43 AM ha ha and hopefully red-faced. Thanks, Terry.

Linda Alice Fowler December 23, 2022 at 5:32 PM Haha. Good one Jenna! Congratulations on your win! :) Jenna Logan January 18, 2023 at 3:43 AM Thanks, Linda.

Paula Goldsmith December 23, 2022 at 3:24 PM Congratulations on your win. Santa will get coal this year. Blessings............. Jenna Logan January 18, 2023 at 3:43 AM Thank you.

Tania Kitchin December 23, 2022 at 11:52 AM Jenna, love the bawdy limerick, congratulations on your first place win! Jenna Logan January 18, 2023 at 3:42 AM Thank so much for the nod, Tania.

Paul Bell December 18, 2022 at 11:12 AM Thank god, for a minute I thought he was banging Rudolph. Jenna Logan December 18, 2022 at 11:14 AM Oh gee, Paul. I would never write that scenario. Lol thanks for reading and your naughty thought.

Nancy Kaufman December 17, 2022 at 10:15 AM thanks for the laugh..I like so many am missing Rico badly. Have a great day.. Jenna Logan December 17, 2022 at 10:21 AM He certainly had a way with limerick writing. He's already missed. Thanks, Nancy and a good weekend for you.

Arlo Parker December 15, 2022 at 7:39 PM Really...strayed??? Have you seen Mrs. Claus? No hotter babe walks the earth. Full figured, happy, jolly, great dresser, rosey cheeks, world class cookie chef. Must be a nasty rumor spread by disgruntled newly unionized elves! Don't believe it for one minute. No Xmas? Humbug!! Jenna Logan December 17, 2022 at 10:21 AM Whether she's hot or not, if he disrespected her that way, he's scum. If it's a rumor, then shame on the rascally elves. lol Thanks, AP.

Caren Krutsinger December 15, 2022 at 7:32 PM Love the bawdiness of this one! Jenna Logan December 17, 2022 at 10:19 AM oh, thanks, Caren. It's not my usual trend, but it's a limerick...so

David Kavanagh December 15, 2022 at 12:09 PM I’ve said it before Jenna, Santa’s massive sack would be his downfall! a brilliant one sure to do well in the contest, cheers David Jenna Logan December 15, 2022 at 2:20 PM LOL David. I read you.

Tom Cunningham December 15, 2022 at 7:35 AM Oh dear, someone in the dog house lol. Good luck Jenna. Tom Jenna Logan December 15, 2022 at 7:53 AM If he acts like a dog, that's where he belongs. Thanks, Tom.