Short Department Poems

Short Department Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Department by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Department by length and keyword.


Have any of you seen the YouTube clip where you can darken labels on Amazon packages with a lighter


….
Not of importance
But Amazon now have a new department
dealing with customers who set fire to their own packages


Premium Member No War On Christmas

There is no war on Christmas, as far as I can tell,
Especially in the department stores, all is well!

written November 29, 2021
Form: Couplet

Premium Member The Pen Versus the Sword

The incorrect usage of tense
And phrases of total nonsense
Wipe out brain status
With more apparatus
Than the Department of Defense
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Battle of the Beers

   German Beer 
     Its crafters considered superior

   American Beer manufactured by
     ~ the ‘Department of the Inferior’
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Of the many love languages

Mom was a wonderful cook.
No complaints in that department.
Her way to express love.


Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2026
Form: Other


Premium Member Late Shoppers

late shoppers are in for big trouble
their deliveries are abubble
	as everyone knows
	all department stores close
USPS loads are all double
Form: Limerick

Happy Valentines Day Darling

On Valentines Day
The manaquine
Brought a dozen
Wild Irish Red Roses
For his sweet heart,
Standing in front
The department store 
Display window

Premium Member Work In Progress

I am a work in progress. 
Much like the highway department,
working on road construction, 
it's going to take much longer than expected 
and go way over budget,

Premium Member Existential Crisis In the Gift Department

In his closet Mort had a skeleton
  Draped o'er an undelivered Peleton
    A bag of bones himself
    Mort was a Christmas elf
  Dined on doughnut holes atop gelatin
Form: Limerick

No Quality Time

No quality time,
But you’re supposed to be mine.
No special treatment,
In the love department,
I’m delinquent
No quality time,
But you’re supposed to be mine.



wrote 9-13-09
Form: Rhyme

When I Come To Get a Job

When I come to get a job-all they can say is "Hem",
And all personnel department nearly froze on.
I don't understand- why is not enough for them,
Recommendations from a head of the prison?
Form: Quatrain

Obliteration

Obliteration de Russell... women are part of the suffering, the pain of separation, ripping out the guttering, department of sanitation? not quite:) a delight, plum duff-ering... de Don
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Who’s Your Daddy

daddy’s stepping out
mother Russia reach around 
polishing his throne

***

According to Alnur Mussayev, Trump was recruited 
by the KGB’s 6th Department as a spy in 1987, 
and given the nickname Krasnov.
Form: Senryu

False Profits

False profits,
Are usually followed by real losses,
That make way for real bosses.

Real profits,
Come from real wages,
Real customer service,
An Active Complaints Department, 
And lots of repeat customers.
Form: Grook

The Flammable House

We built a flammable house.
Put smoke detectors in.
Then called the fire department
to save what we had in.

Then cashed in our insurance
to buy another house.
And filled it up again
with things we'll have to dowse.
Form: Quatrain

Auld Lange Syne

christmas tree on curb
spruce needles, dry, brown
here, there, ornament
broken, on branch
tinsel strands flitter
in cold New Years wind
soon, city truck
department of sanitation
come and carry, take away
© Ron Porter  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Department Store Santa

I knew a fellow who played Santa Claus He hated department stores just because Kids were insightful, but Sometimes a bit spiteful And his snow white beard was made out of gauze.
written December 10, 2021
Form: Limerick

Whatsapp Group Links

Don Papa is running Multiple Whatsapp accounts on Indian & European Numbers and he is capable of making whatsapp account on any number of his choice to trap his target which is not possible without the help of intelligence department.

Mannequin Man, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

Mannequin Man


Very sadly, a cleaner in
Kerry & Peter Department
Store in 
Elmwood Mall, that asleep 
Mannequin Man displayed clothes in, 
remembered he was half man hours after she’d stuffed him in the big incinerator bin.
Form: Rhyme

Things For Trump Turned Out Tough

Things for Trump turned out being tough; 
Could never find a mountain high enough; 
Did things dumb; 
Were overcome, 
Mountain would not block his much stuff.

Department of Interior was having their 
pay put on hold.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Volunteers

sirens pierce the snowy air
demanding - a sudden call to action
vehicles fill the town hall lot
uniforms cover regular clothes
teams converge...
fire truck emerges and 
leaves with rapidly assembled crew…
neighbors doing what neighbors do

Premium Member Twelve Envelopes

Twelve envelopes 
    from the Department of Truth.

Gathered together 
    by a curious sleuth.

Though buried away 
    by a bottle of vermouth.

Monday, November 8, 2021
BITE SIZE POEM no26 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member News in Haikus

The war in Iran:
Does Trump have a plan? Well, no.
Short attention span!

The Strait of Hormuz
is just no place for a cruise.
The POTUS? He'll snooze.

Department of War?
No one seems to know what for.
Really? Please, no more!
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

Oh No, It's Math

Struggle a bit in department of math
Who invented it - a psychopath?

About enough to drive you crazy
Least I know mind's not lazy!

So many variables,X,Y,and Z
How in the world can it be!

Part of the cirriculum
Just about a total bum!
Form: Couplet

Plastic Jesus

Do you have your Plastic Jesus?
Mrs.More?
Can you go ?
and have your Christmas?
in the mall ?
of every?
department store?
Mrs.More?
dont you still have trouble with it?
when you reach your credit limit?
Mrs.More?
Do you have your Plastic Jesus?
Mrs.More

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