Short Department Poems
Short Department Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Department by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Department by length and keyword.
….
Not of importance
But Amazon now have a new department
dealing with customers who set fire to their own packages
Categories:
department, poems,
Form:
Free verse
There is no war on Christmas, as far as I can tell,
Especially in the department stores, all is well!
written November 29, 2021
Categories:
department, christmas,
Form:
Couplet
The incorrect usage of tense
And phrases of total nonsense
Wipe out brain status
With more apparatus
Than the Department of Defense
Categories:
department, allegory, humorous, war,
Form:
Limerick
German Beer
Its crafters considered superior
American Beer manufactured by
~ the ‘Department of the Inferior’
Categories:
department, america, drink, humor, international, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
late shoppers are in for big trouble
their deliveries are abubble
as everyone knows
all department stores close
USPS loads are all double
Categories:
department, celebration, christmas, giving, people,
Form:
Limerick
On Valentines Day
The manaquine
Brought a dozen
Wild Irish Red Roses
For his sweet heart,
Standing in front
The department store
Display window
Categories:
department, imagination
Form:
Free verse
I am a work in progress.
Much like the highway department,
working on road construction,
it's going to take much longer than expected
and go way over budget,
Categories:
department, life,
Form:
Free verse
In his closet Mort had a skeleton
Draped o'er an undelivered Peleton
A bag of bones himself
Mort was a Christmas elf
Dined on doughnut holes atop gelatin
Categories:
department, christmas, food, giving,
Form:
Limerick
No quality time,
But you’re supposed to be mine.
No special treatment,
In the love department,
I’m delinquent
No quality time,
But you’re supposed to be mine.
wrote 9-13-09
Categories:
department, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, loss, lost love, love, sad
Form:
Rhyme
When I come to get a job-all they can say is "Hem",
And all personnel department nearly froze on.
I don't understand- why is not enough for them,
Recommendations from a head of the prison?
Categories:
department, prison,
Form:
Quatrain
Obliteration de Russell...
women are part of the suffering,
the pain of separation,
ripping out the guttering,
department of sanitation?
not quite:)
a delight,
plum duff-ering... de Don
Categories:
department, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
daddy’s stepping out
mother Russia reach around
polishing his throne
***
According to Alnur Mussayev, Trump was recruited
by the KGB’s 6th Department as a spy in 1987,
and given the nickname Krasnov.
Categories:
department, america, betrayal, sexy,
Form:
Senryu
False profits,
Are usually followed by real losses,
That make way for real bosses.
Real profits,
Come from real wages,
Real customer service,
An Active Complaints Department,
And lots of repeat customers.
Categories:
department, allusion, betrayal, cancer, corruption, courage, environment, hope,
Form:
Grook
We built a flammable house.
Put smoke detectors in.
Then called the fire department
to save what we had in.
Then cashed in our insurance
to buy another house.
And filled it up again
with things we'll have to dowse.
Categories:
department, analogy, assonance, destiny,
Form:
Quatrain
christmas tree on curb
spruce needles, dry, brown
here, there, ornament
broken, on branch
tinsel strands flitter
in cold New Years wind
soon, city truck
department of sanitation
come and carry, take away
Categories:
department, holiday
Form:
Free verse
I knew a fellow who played Santa Claus
He hated department stores just because
Kids were insightful, but
Sometimes a bit spiteful
And his snow white beard was made out of gauze.
written December 10, 2021
Categories:
department, christmas, holiday,
Form:
Limerick
Don Papa is running Multiple Whatsapp accounts on Indian & European Numbers and he is capable of making whatsapp account on any number of his choice to trap his target which is not possible without the help of intelligence department.
Categories:
department, computer, fishing, games, hello, hindi, homework, internet,
Form:
Free verse
Mannequin Man
Very sadly, a cleaner in
Kerry & Peter Department
Store in
Elmwood Mall, that asleep
Mannequin Man displayed clothes in,
remembered he was half man hours after she’d stuffed him in the big incinerator bin.
Categories:
department, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Things for Trump turned out being tough;
Could never find a mountain high enough;
Did things dumb;
Were overcome,
Mountain would not block his much stuff.
Department of Interior was having their
pay put on hold.
Jim Horn
Categories:
department, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
sirens pierce the snowy air
demanding - a sudden call to action
vehicles fill the town hall lot
uniforms cover regular clothes
teams converge...
fire truck emerges and
leaves with rapidly assembled crew…
neighbors doing what neighbors do
Categories:
department, community, fire,
Form:
Free verse
Twelve envelopes
from the Department of Truth.
Gathered together
by a curious sleuth.
Though buried away
by a bottle of vermouth.
Monday, November 8, 2021
BITE SIZE POEM no26 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier
Categories:
department, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Struggle a bit in department of math
Who invented it - a psychopath?
About enough to drive you crazy
Least I know mind's not lazy!
So many variables,X,Y,and Z
How in the world can it be!
Part of the cirriculum
Just about a total bum!
Categories:
department, life
Form:
Couplet
Do you have your Plastic Jesus?
Mrs.More?
Can you go ?
and have your Christmas?
in the mall ?
of every?
department store?
Mrs.More?
dont you still have trouble with it?
when you reach your credit limit?
Mrs.More?
Do you have your Plastic Jesus?
Mrs.More
Categories:
department, allegory, parody, people,
Form:
Free verse
“By the way, Ron Paul wants
to eliminate the Department of Energy”
“Ah! with that one statement
he has won my vote!”
…
…
…
“I see… he wants to eliminate
every other cabinet-level department, as well”
“YOU MUST THROW OUT THE BATHWATER
WITH THE EVIL DEMON-CHILD!”
Categories:
department, mystery, political, social,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
I know this group of doctors
who treat cancer patients by killing them,
they have a 100% success rate in curing cancer...
A like-minded group wants to remove the cancer
from our police department
by killing the whole police department..
Would you like a referral?
Categories:
department, cancer, confusion, perspective,
Form:
Free verse