Short Daniels Poems

Ms. Stormy Daniels
Penned a sex manual
  In it you may just bump
  Into Mr. Donald J. Trump...

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midair buffet
for unfettered lion jaws

— kingdom of darkness

1/26/2018...

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Flickering candles.
Dying light, like a refuge. 
Embrace the comfort
of nestling Ice cubes in Jack, 
And cigarettes with Joni....

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After red life and death

Weather warning

From storm Ciara to Daniel

Is it just me ?

Or has the actual weather got worse...

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Many women enjoy an hot dog
Whilst others gulp it down like an hog
But real men like best
That wild flavour test
Stormy Daniels describes in her blog!...

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ACRYLISTA orozco daniels
fast
  drying
    polymer
permanence
water
  soluable
emulsated
transparently
      thin
yet
impasto
  thickened
&inert...

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smart dogs are my two brown spaniels

even though i named them daniels

but im out of my wits

for on birthdays each sits

lighting and blowing out candles....

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A MAGA cap was among the selections
  It brought back some dark recollections

    Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
      ~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections...

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Jack Daniels could grow very mellow;
They called him a jolly, good fellow.
But, strange as it seems,
The good fellow turned green,
When he fell in a tub of lime Jell-o....

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Et tu, Stormy? 
Have you too
  made the bed 
  in which you lie?


~ Triggered by Tom Cunningham's 
   recent clerihew (03/29/2019 ?)
   about Stormy Daniels and DJT...

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jack daniels goes down so smoothly
with one big gulp
my internal organs heat-up
i am on fire
from head to toe




karen croft
pick a beverage, any beverage
oct. 22, 2011...

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Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots from a pail 






12/26/18...

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Your lips will be my Downfall,

I think I lose a bit of my soul  when you kiss me slow,

Hug me tighter as I draw my last breath,
Because your touch will be the end of me.


By Stretch C. Daniels...

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Joseph Biden thought he'd call Donald Trump
Trump picked up and roared, "How ya do-in,' Chump?" --
   President Joe was outraged
   He had Stormy Daniels paged --
Smirked, "This'll help you get over the hump."...

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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused 
Drink and seduce Mary
Or Elizabeth or Harry
Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse...

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Miss Stormy Daniels, that's not her real name
An alias she uses for the adult stuff game
She once had an affair with a high flyer
This was denied and they called her a liar.





Written 22 March 2019

NOT FOR CONTEST....

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Porch pot of flowers
Surprising in October
We look at each other

Rejection has a smell
Forbidden perfume
Jack Daniels    morning    noon    night

She plays Clair de Lune
I can see her sitting there
Though there is a wall
Can see her fingers working
Aghh!    Utter futility!...

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TOP SECRET according to Trump
Is toilet paper for his rump
It all gets flushed
But now he's rushed
His toilet can't handle the dump

 (To Donald, TOP SECRET is when
Stormy Daniels visits again
For no one should know
What time she will blow
For God may declare it a sin!)...

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it smells like sex in here he said as
he walked into the bedroom
it's time to put some clothes on
we have a busy day
she only has one request 
before she can get up
a jack daniels on ice
that's what she needs
to start this thing out right
here are your panties and bra
and what was your name again?...

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tribute to Charles Edward Daniels (1936-2020)
 

the devil went down to Georgia
to the demented tune of a million fiddles 
rock 'n roll reflections of greener honey blue grass
the legends of guitar heroes strung mile high
hits across the line to immortality



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on July 14, 2020...

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LITTLE PEOPLE

a rustling outside?
(just leaves in the breeze)
                snickering

my shot of jack daniels
gone!
tiny burp    giggle

my daughter 
    crying
      her tea set missing

coffee spilled
        cat hisses
footprints on my toast

invisible?
no
very quick!

strange -
smoke out the chimney
of her doll house...

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He stays smooth and strong for me to mingle

Though not quite enough to have a mere single

Sexy, dark, handsome and short

In his sweetness I find I am caught

I look over at the white's and I cringe

It has to be black if I'm going to binge

So I put him in my mouth and I swallow

And with that, I hope more of him will follow...

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Life Is A Brothel


Life is a brothel she says
Zipping ten centimetres up the crotch of her
Diesel jeans

How many jobs do you have to take to remove your nose
from the rotten-egg stench;  how many chances do you have to give
the adjustable lighting
to sweep away for you the connections
to breath-gaps?




translated from Hebrew:
Alexa Christopher-Daniels...

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By: Haley Daniels
Reach
Gasping for air, life, and love
As I watch the tangled hands from above
The water is green with guilt and greed
It is time for the famished beasts to feed
Naked I lay here, preparing to die
Faint sounds of my crew starting to cry
Any hope of survival has drifted away
The sadness takes over, it’s too late to pray

Inspired by Watson and the Shark...

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Trump Came Up With a Connection

Trump has come up with a connection;
If a person who is not using protection,
He may react;
Bacteria  connect,
And he may react;
Ended up disturbed in state of dejection.

Jim Horn

What name did he use in Stormy Daniels 
agreement?

5,480




Oh. And am over ten again so am adding 
my poem to this poem so I can copy and 
paste later....

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