Short Credentials Poems

Markle for President, I heard today
She's got sterling credentials, I must say
   Correct gender and race
   A self-promotion ace
Only thing 'left' now ~ to come out as gay...

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Trump Lacks Proper Credentials

Trump always lacks proper credentials,
That will have an exceptional potential;
Cannot be found;
Never around;
For his job  determined to be essential.

Jim Horn...

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So; I divulge to the moon.
I demonstrate eternal life
I divulge credentials
When will I be proud
When will I be happy
I am unhappy
I want to digress and plug
What shall I do
I will digress
I want to go to Greece...

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FAKE CREDENTIALS
I am not your judgenever once I, the jurySo just why are you
Indiana Shaw . . ....

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"our budget allows for
one janitor, and that spot
is taken,"

is what he said
before he took one
look at my credentials

"sir, I come to ask
about the teller job,"

I says and he just
leaves

turns around to say

"come back in 25 years"...

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I haven't any motives to bind me
I'm on a greasy pole
unable to encounter the top
Conscience is for somber occasions

A dream is a foolscap
Yesterday was a brown envelope day
Waiting for Mr Goodbar
My conversations have run dry
I lost my credentials
Now we are stubbornly erstwhile...

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She was supposed to be the office underdog.
She had less experience than the rest of us.
Less credentials than the mail opener.
No one told her she was not supposed to come in 
acting like the overdog.
She strutted, bragged, barked, demanded.
Correcting the rest of us.
Showing off knowledge that was minimal.
She did not last the week....

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I couldn't tell 
what I 
was looking for,
left me not
knowing what I'd
find;
all I found was
my running mind.
In It's hurry it had
left my
body behind.
It came to decide 
that the things that I
pride
are in my life
to provide
a silhouette of lies
to hide
inside.
Dark shadow cast by
limitless potential.
Potential with the right credentials....

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What was I thinking
I should have prepared
Offbeat was my blinking
It’s clear, I don’t care

I’m only a fraud
Incompetent fake
An average facade 
Even that isn’t great

Unfortunate victims
Who saw false potential
It seems that I’ve tricked them 
With phony credentials 

Make no mistake
This is not a confession
I, too, took the bait
Subconscious deception...

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Quinn, framed by the most proper name
Uttering her essence in pen,
Indispensably, provides men
Necessary musings for fame.
To remain ahead of the game,
Essential credentials must win
Substantially. Since she has been
Significant, Poets take aim.
Excellent expressions describe
Notable features of my muse,
That are what the doctor prescribed.
Ideal in all the ways her views
Allow her to be, as we vibe
Like the poetically fused....

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I want a man,
who will treat me right.
Cuddled up in his arms,
all through the night.

I want a man,
who doesn't moan.
Keeps me company,
so I'm not alone.

I want a man,
to genuinely care,
when I'm in need,
will always be there.

I want a man,
who doesn't shout.
Go on a date,
takes me out.

I want a man,
who loves to give.
Lives his life,
loves to live.

I want a man,
who knows how to love.
Has the credentials,
all the above....

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Wildflowers
Dy David J Walker

Some seedlings are carefully cultivated  
And properly nourished by those with 
Training and Credentials 
While others are carelessly
Tossed to barren ground 
Where little moisture is found 
In the fallow earth
Left in the wind to fend for themselves

The wildflowers that survive
Are often the strongest 
lasting the longest in 
longer seasons 
And for those reasons 
Are sought after for their 
Beauty untouched...

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Those who confuse Shubert with Mendelsohn,
Most likely can’t tell Mozart from Hayden.
They wander through the world without their culture on,
And cat-call Aphrodite while fishing for Poseidon.
Conspiracy theories have them nervous as ferrets.
Academic credentials are considered demerits.
They huddle in militias where their rumors bare fangs.
In a world where truth and justice are fighting for air,
A diploma’s only value is the wall on which it hangs....

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Covid Anxiety
Written: by Miracle Man
October 5, 2021 

With head hung low I display my dread,
like a blindfolded person I can’t see what’s ahead.

I no longer strut like a perky street glider,
but remain holed up like a trap door spider.

Before leaving the house for some daily task
I hear, “wear your gloves and don’t forget your mask”

Not venturing out but for my weekly essentials,
And occasionally I’m asked to see jab card credentials.
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Aberration in Blue
Floyd with a cleaner heart
Whiter than the man in blue.
Though so white, yet inhuman
Painted with an outside view.
He was not faulted wrong
Yet, died for his pure innocence
Floyd and the white guy
Both died with a difference.
Floyd’s plea was heard not loud
The white guy was so deaf
Floyd cried out to his mum
His family left bereft.
The white guy had no human heart
Made of stone or clay
Abused his uniform of blue,
Credentials lost that day....

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I have my job, and you have yours
I earn more though, that's for sure

I cast nets out to the net
phishing baits and mimikatz

I catch you, your family and friends
Lock your files up, and ask for cash

Oh, don't worry my friend
keep doing your job, and I'll do mine

I'll visit you again, some time
and slip in through the click streams
of your peace of mind

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Mimikatz: popular open source password stealer used by criminals and testers alike to dump Windows credentials...

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