Short Cop Poems
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Hell hounds (Than-Bauk)
Hell hounds at large
Cop must charge right
And lunge to fight
By Dr Ko Ko Thein (U.S.A)
Salt Lake City
A priest hears confessions Q.T.
And grants absolution for free
Just hearing a cop
In a doughnut shop
Scares the "Be-Jesus" out of me!
Miss Dee Meaner and Fellow Knee
Went together to cop a plea
Both had on show
Those things that grow
But judges rule what one may see!
A cop on the Doughnut Diet
Persuaded his wife to try it
As if it were fate
They both ate and ate
Because they loved grease and fry it
Hugh Hefner did the Bunny Hop
So well that some would call a cop
With lightning speed
He did the deed
Because he could not lie on top!
You can feel
the rush
down to
your toes
when the cop
in your rearview
hits the party lights
and your trunk
is loaded
with bad news.
Once back when I was in my prime
A cop yelled, "Pull over you slime!"
That was crude
And real rude
Since I was on the phone at the time!
There once was a man in Canada
Who smoked with his friend Pamela
Then along came a cop
Who told them to stop
We may as well call it Banada
Cop a feel
Cop a lie
Copulate
She's fourteen; Pop's a cop
What to do?
Cop an alibi!
Copasetic
The policemen yells out stop
The robber hit him with a mop
The policemen fell hard
He then pulled out his rod
Not knowing, it was just another cop
they walk and talk
some or bolder
look over there shoulder
until there jods complete
some call flat feet
SOME OR REAL NEAT
THE
COP ON THE
BEAT
its a power tool
in office or stood
its on there side
its world wide
committee crime
its give them a sign
if you run
its the
COP AND THE GUN
A rainy day
for doing nothing
skies so dreary
bones so weary
cop some z's
lounge around
anything goes
watch TV shows
you'll only miss
a rainbow
Listen to poem:
Hey Alice! Have you,
been smoking the grub's brew?
Think you are a butterfly,
perched on a flower?
Cop the glower,
of livid fire-breathing dragonfly!
The Mermaid of Copenhagen*
Reportedly lost her noggin
Sans bikini top
A vigilant cop
Suggested Ilene go joggin'
*Den Lille Havfrue, København
A prostitute in Salt Lake City
Stood accused of flaunting her kitty
She said, "That ain't fair!
Your cop over there
First flashed me with his itty-bitty!"
I was driving faster than I should,
so a cop with his radar said “good,
I’ve been waiting all day,
for you to come my way,”
but I got there as fast as I could!
Satancon-goers, anti-Bible and anti-cop
'Divers choices in religion,' helps folks 'comparison-shop' ...
Ha, ha! Joke's on them, as to Gehinnom they drop
My mate had a time travel rocket
He knew he would probably cop it
He went with his gang
To halt the Big Bang
Lord knows if he managed to st.........
Republican Repudiation
Senator Larry Craig
Denied being a ***.
Caught foot-tapping at the airport Minneapolis-St. Paul
By a cop who happened to be in the next stall.
Furious George, angry adolescent
Whose fury was white-hot incandescent
He kept punching a cop
Foolish kid wouldn't stop ~
The slammer's now curbed his effervescence
spicy star
racy car
much speed
no heed
traffic stop
burly cop
license please
must appease!
red lips
sweet hips
bats eyes
gets rise
off hook?
threw book
Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught
wearing less than the rules said she aught
She was asked by the cop
why she'd cast off her top
Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"
Got up too early to meet my son
At the cop shop for a coffee and a yummy bun
A bi-weekly affair
Been meeting a year
Look forward to our chitchats and having fun
Timmy was tinkering with a little lock,
When he was spotted by a passing cop,
A judge sent him to jail
And now without fail
He spends each day breaking up rock.