Clyde the Tailor

There was once a village tailor named Clyde

   Who was known for his misfits though he tried.

      He altered trousers for Mort.
 
         Mort said, "The inseam's too short!"

            My! My!  Mort, how you have grown!" Clyde replied!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Dietrich Avatar
February 15, 2013 at 11:44 PM
hahaha. I sure love a good limerick, my friend!!
Situation Avatar
February 12, 2013 at 7:10 PM
if anybody should know it's the tailor. lol
Thieleke Avatar
February 11, 2013 at 12:22 AM
Lol. nice. hello there nice to meet you.
Carrillo Avatar
February 4, 2013 at 8:03 AM
This is funny. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Have a nice day. Lucilla
Peranteau Avatar
January 31, 2013 at 7:59 PM
I'm a Tailor ya know sir ! Shhhhh, at least my nine year old Noah thinks so ! *smiles* Great write dear poet ! So nice to read you again my friend ! Have a wonderful evening....much love, james
Sivey Avatar
January 31, 2013 at 2:38 PM
Ha ha this is hilarious my friend! I find a lot of humor within this cleverly written Limerick! You have enthralled me with your delightful poem here Bob! What a funny piece, Great Work!!
Andresen Avatar
January 31, 2013 at 12:43 PM
lol .... very good Robert! - Always pleasant to see you - Have a nice day/evening (?). - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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