Short Clucking Poems

Chickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....

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chicken in the coop
feathers flying all around
those clucking clouds

9/7/2018...

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clucking and cawing
like Tarzan’s trees a-warring
— plane flees overhead

10/13/2018...

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Clucking,
Squawking,
2 girls,
Four months old.
My crap machines,
My other sisters,
Cleo and Cloey...

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hens are clucking proud
found egg in each nesting place
poultry future good

written June 28, 2021...

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Emma my egg-laying hen,
Was clucking away in her pen,
She sat on her nest
Rolling out one of her best,
This week her count's up to ten....

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falcon
hawk
vulture
eagle?

no matter
rooster sounds the alarm
chickens scatter
clucking up a storm

uh-oh
I note the red head
turkey buzzard
something is dead...

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chickens are clucking 
mother earth opens her eyes ~
infancy of dawn


A New Nature Themed Haiku Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
Date written: 04/05/2023...

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clucking, chortling life
pecking the dust, without strife…
chicken scratches dirt






Bird Haiku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
March 14, 2022

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Our two funny limmerists are at it again
Clucking about like two mother hens
Jack's chemise is just wrong
Can't look at John's thong
Hey ya two cowpokes, when's this all going to end...

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Another day and I'm still kicking up dust
Sucking in air and blowing it out my butt
If I stop blowing and sucking
That's the day I stop clucking
And get ready for my trip upstairs or bust...

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Walked at the mall this morning right outta bed
Clucking and squawking like an old hen with the bends
Perseverance is a must
Just brush off the dust
Showing all the youngies this old guy ain't dead...

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Haiku SQUIRREL-RABBIT RACE

summertime dampish
clucking squirrel hops in lined
beyond the rabbit

hip pity-hop jump
go move run little rabbit
or the squirrel wins

8/12/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021 ©...

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There's a bunch of bright peeps from Jolly Old Great Britain
Could be stuff from the Thames or brain cells from chickens
Cells make em click
Giving em their fix
Start clucking and writing great poems in the kitchen...

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There's a bunch of bright peeps from Jolly Old Great Britain
Could be stuff from the Thames or brain cells from chickens
Cells make em click
Giving em their fix
Start clucking and writing great poems in the kitchen...

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Chickens are funny 
In so many ways
Barnyard clowns for sure
Pecking and clucking
Fighting over feed

Some are road kill
Suicidal
Kamikaze
Free range chickens

White feathers
Golden beaks
Staring eyes

Barnyard
Cackling
Magic

Chicks...

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I had a fat goose and she clucked
Each time a soft feather got plucked
The goose then got old
And could not be sold
So into my oven – you’re ‘cooked’!


Thanks to Andrea Dietrich for her invaluable advice in helping me with the ending of the poem

04~25~17...

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Winter-spring canon 
Incensed along Jacob's Creek
Like watery angels thought less from clouds above
Canopies of light make soft their entrance
In clucking-pig-progging-and-a-yip-yip-yipping
A shuft-and-shushing of large glass doors
Round about our ways of going
Slipping on the wet pages of our
Winter-spring canon...

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Every animal in the lot came by for a hi
They wanted to see Hilda milk her baby Cy
Cy was okay with it, not a bit tit shy
And of course, the kitty was sitting by.

Hello! Said Hilda, welcome one and all.
She got a stool as she sat down in the stall.
The chickens began clucking, the cow gave a moo.
I wish I had been there, bet you do too....

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Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust
Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust
Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding 
Cats purring, dogs applauding
Farmers heeding, flapping hands in disgust






A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Used How many syllables
June 9, 2022

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Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck


Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck?
Maybe he fell down and did not suck
Into the oats and grain for he could not duck
The bucking, clucking, duck could not fill up on muck
Could he wallop an ugly duck of Chuck’s wallop of pucks?
Of woodchuck, woodchuck then maybe he should pluck, duck.


Written: 11/26/14
Theresa Marie Hummingbird...

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I was talking to my chicken today
She started clucking and this is what she had to say:
"I know times are hard, here's some eggs to sell"
"Maybe this will hold you over until things get well"

I said, "Thank you, I appreciate the gift"
"But I know what will really give me a lift"
"Is some fried chicken and a cup of black coffee"!
"And I really appreciate you talking to me"....

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turkeys thoughts about the 25th leary
hurry to the corner
huddle close togther
with minds togther
jerking their brains fiercly
thinking about the fruit and berries
pupils thats already seen the axe 
bloodshead
from their closest turkey relitives
and again with brains jerked around to the max
you can hear the cry's of clucking
I think I hear 
faint
next year or somthing...

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The Cock Of The Town

Poppy cock! says the clucking cock
to the beat of the clicking clock.

He bobs his head up and down
as the world turns around.

He's looking for another cock to block,
it for the thrill of the fight that he wants to lock.

He struts his stuff like he's the cock of the town
it's true none of his hens have a frown.
Perhaps he is the cock of the town....

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what if it is cancer 
and I fight for my life
what would be the chances
that I would survive

it could be a disease 
leaving me deceased 
a life with it inside me
managed without cease 

what if it's corona
causing symptoms most rare
I'd have to be a loner
oh so no change there 

My health has run away 
it took my plot as well
and all that I can say 
is "oh bloody clucking hell!!!"...

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