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Stupid Scale

Here's a mystery I just can't explain Our scale must be lying, ate less and gained By my physique updated Visibly unsubstantiated Think I'll chuck it, too hard on the brain

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Sand Blown

Date: 7/31/2019 3:54:00 PM

the body is a self regulating system... eat less to lose weight and the body sometimes becomes a storehouse for water

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2019 4:31:00 PM

First... even though I made a joke about it... you're absolutely right! Secondly... LOL "a teenage public mentality" love it!! Bang on! I'm Canadian but it matters not, he is an embarrassment to the whole freaking world!!!

Sand Blown
Date: 7/31/2019 3:58:00 PM

andt...for a second (because of the title) it seemed the write might be about a certain president with a teenage public mentality...only able to insult or compliment or change the topic every other sentence...holy cow and sheesh

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/31/2019 1:05:00 PM

You forgot to take your wallet out your pocket, you got to be naked to get a true reading, but close the curtains.

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2019 1:21:00 PM

OH YAH... you're right, damn thing weighs about 10 pounds???

Jeanne Mcgee

Date: 7/31/2019 10:00:00 AM

oh so true!

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/31/2019 10:14:00 AM

LOL! Stupid scale!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOX