Stupid Scale

Here's a mystery I just can't explain Our scale must be lying, ate less and gained By my physique updated Visibly unsubstantiated Think I'll chuck it, too hard on the brain
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Blown Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 3:54 PM
the body is a self regulating system... eat less to lose weight and the body sometimes becomes a storehouse for water
Ellison Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 4:31 PM
First... even though I made a joke about it... you're absolutely right! Secondly... LOL "a teenage public mentality" love it!! Bang on! I'm Canadian but it matters not, he is an embarrassment to the whole freaking world!!!
Blown Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 3:58 PM
andt...for a second (because of the title) it seemed the write might be about a certain president with a teenage public mentality...only able to insult or compliment or change the topic every other sentence...holy cow and sheesh
Cunningham Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 1:05 PM
You forgot to take your wallet out your pocket, you got to be naked to get a true reading, but close the curtains.
Ellison Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 1:21 PM
OH YAH... you're right, damn thing weighs about 10 pounds???
Mcgee Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 10:00 AM
oh so true!
Ellison Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 10:14 AM
LOL! Stupid scale!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOX
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