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Stupid Scale

Here's a mystery I just can't explain
Our scale must be lying, ate less and gained
By my physique updated
Visibly unsubstantiated
Think I'll chuck it, too hard on the brain

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2019

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Sand Blown Date: 7/31/2019 3:54:00 PM the body is a self regulating system... eat less to lose weight and the body sometimes becomes a storehouse for water Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/31/2019 4:31:00 PM First... even though I made a joke about it... you're absolutely right! Secondly... LOL "a teenage public mentality" love it!! Bang on! I'm Canadian but it matters not, he is an embarrassment to the whole freaking world!!! Sand Blown Date: 7/31/2019 3:58:00 PM andt...for a second (because of the title) it seemed the write might be about a certain president with a teenage public mentality...only able to insult or compliment or change the topic every other sentence...holy cow and sheesh

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/31/2019 1:05:00 PM You forgot to take your wallet out your pocket, you got to be naked to get a true reading, but close the curtains. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/31/2019 1:21:00 PM OH YAH... you're right, damn thing weighs about 10 pounds???

Jeanne Mcgee Date: 7/31/2019 10:00:00 AM oh so true! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/31/2019 10:14:00 AM LOL! Stupid scale!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOX