Short Chocoholic Poems

I have a nice sister named Sandy.
Who always has a dish of candy.
Sweet chocolate bits.
To satisfy fits.
To this chocoholic, she's dandy.

Note: Thanks to Robert Pettit for his comment, I changed it to chocoholic from sugarholic....

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If it's made out of chocolate
       I'll eat a lot of it
     You say that's too much?
       in my mouth I will shove it

     I'll eat anything
       that is coated in 'C'
     And now I'm so bloated
       I fear you'll eat me...

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Atop an inverted pyramid
A seismic shift in brain chemistry takes place
Channelling all mojo into a spiralling funnel
Bottom of it a mirage of an alluring treat
An inedible slice of chocolate cake
There a chocoholic dwells

This mid-crisis coping mechanism exits in vain
Worshipped till another fascinating self-revelation sets in...

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Posh candy - Annie is no Scrooge
Her chocolates are flown in from Bruges
She got wedged in her chair
I believe she’s still there
No wonder, her fanny’s so huge!

Bruges is very famous for making amazing chocolates 
when we lived in the UK we went on several coach journeys there!

Bruges is one syllable when its pronounced it sounds like Brooj

12/28/18...

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To my relatives and friends, please hear:
No chocolates for the wife this year;
she’s a chocoholic with no excuse,
treats the stuff like substance abuse!
Then there’s the matter of her weight –
my God, she’s wider than her height!
And please no beer, no wine, no liquor, 
for alcohol will only bloat her figure.
And dealing with another alcoholic
will only make my life more horrific.
From everything I’ve read, and it’s much,
no chocoholic admits he or she’s a lush.
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