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Posh candy - Annie is no Scrooge Her chocolates are flown in from Bruges She got wedged in her chair I believe she’s still there No wonder, her fanny’s so huge! Bruges is very famous for making amazing chocolates when we lived in the UK we went on several coach journeys there! Bruges is one syllable when its pronounced it sounds like Brooj 12/28/18

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Lawrence Goldman

Date: 1/3/2019 1:25:00 PM

Very clever. Just about ready to reach for a snicker bar.

Charles Messina

Date: 12/31/2018 5:07:00 AM

My fanny is fine, it's my tummy that may need some working on...lol Love Chocolates. Nice one Hugs // Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2019 1:58:00 PM

ha ha ha Charles:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/30/2018 6:14:00 PM

Too much Fannie Mae!! (Fannie Mae is a traditional American chocolate company, which sells large boxes of chocolates). Best wishes, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:36:00 PM

lol what an apt name GW lol:-) her fanny may get big eating too much fannie Mae lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/30/2018 1:32:00 PM

Love your witty sense of humour, Jan:) Was in Bruges this summer, and can vouch re what you say about chocolates! In fact I was even forced to try one:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:35:00 PM

Oh I can imagine you were taken into the shops kicking and screaming Paul,from memory they do very nice dark chocolate :-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/30/2018 5:48:00 AM

Ha ha, very cute Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:28:00 PM

thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/30/2018 2:07:00 AM

I’ll have to try them out. Happy New Year Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:28:00 PM

oh the Belgian chocolates are delicious, treat your sweetie Richard:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/29/2018 10:37:00 PM

Your keen witty pen never lets you down, Jan, or us for that matter :)) A fun and fantastic limerick! Best wishes for a win and warmest wishes for a happy new year.. ~Susan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:24:00 PM

thanks Susan:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Peterson

Date: 12/29/2018 7:43:00 AM

Simply another clever masterpiece from your pen!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:24:00 PM

thanks Mark, chocolate inspires me and we have lots left from Christmas:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/29/2018 2:55:00 AM

The beautiful dreaded chocolate , poor Annie stuck in the chair lol. It tastes so damn good lol. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:20:00 PM

When we loved in the Uk we used to go on coach trips to Bruges at least from here we don't have that temptation lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/28/2018 9:13:00 PM

Great poem, Jan, good luck in the contest .Happy New Year. Hugs Eve ~`*

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:16:00 PM

Just a fun poem Eve its not for a contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/28/2018 7:43:00 PM

G'day Jan … If she's wedged in her chair just put the chocolate out of reach for a bit of fun - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2018 6:15:00 PM

ha ha ha I could do another stanza on the trying to get her to diet lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/28/2018 7:07:00 PM

Love this one, Jan. And I adore chocolates. I actually knew that city name's pronounciation from the movie with its title!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2018 7:09:00 PM

Thanks Andrea I am sure many would think it didn't rhyme hence the reason i put an explanation of how to say it :-) No more trips to Bruges for us, can't risk the temptation of all that choc lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/28/2018 4:30:00 PM

:) She sounds as finicky about her chocolate as my sister is. No Hershey kisses for her. If I tell her about the Bruges chocolates, maybe her fanny will get wide too. Enjoyed your funny limerick, Jan! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2018 4:43:00 PM

lol Carolyn. Bruges is an absolutely picturesque place to visit and the chocolates are out of this world. I try not to buy too many chocolates now as hubby is diabetic. :-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/28/2018 2:15:00 PM

I love any kind of chocolate; this Limerick had me in stitches. I could almost see her but, then Bruges chocolates are no doubt, worth it.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2018 2:34:00 PM

We used to go on coach trips there and come back laden with chocolate. I especially loved the choc cherry liquers and chocolates that were shaped like chocolates:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/28/2018 12:39:00 PM

:))) - I sign up for this list ... (A CHOCOHOLIC) but, it's strange ... I only like Norwegian chocolate :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2018 2:33:00 PM

I don't recall eating Norwegian chocolate but it is many years since we last visited I am sure its delicious!:-) hugs jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 12/28/2018 11:48:00 AM

I love chocolates JAN, in fact Chocolate anything, lol great poem my friend! HAPPY NEW YEAR, and stay safe

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2018 2:31:00 PM

Thanks Bobby I like chocolate too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 12/28/2018 9:54:00 AM

Jan, great limerick, I like chocolate too, hope I never get stuck in a chair though ~

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2018 2:31:00 PM

You are far too active to put on weight with chocolate Constance! Hope you had a great time over the festive period:-) hugs Jan xx