Short Cheeseburger Poems

Sir! No Hamburger.
Sir! I Am A Cheeseburger.
Sir! Get a Milk Shake....

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Double cheeseburger—
Super-size fries— diet Coke. 
Is there a question?...

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One true cheeseburger
cheeseburger with melted cheese
all the rest are frauds...

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If given 6 months to live
                           I`d have a cheeseburger,
                           chase it with a Marlboro,
                           and run through the house
                           with scissors....

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A burger well done
With melted cheese
Followed by crispy bacon
With a side of fries
Is my burger meal
I enjoy and have often
There is another
Burger I enjoy
The crispy chicken
On a bun with mayo
Then lettuce
With a side of fries...

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i ate the nuts
to keep small butts

and drank the tea
which made me p--

devoured the grains
to keep small veins

avoided the tarts
"be still my heart"

now thin and trim
down on my knees

could i please get
a cheeseburger please...



Poems by Shar...

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Wherefore art thou Cheeseburger
My stomach yearns for your greasiness
Melted cheese placed carefully onto a patty
Goodness from heaven. Oh so tasty.

The soft bread that caresses the meat
A perfect burger just waiting for me
Bliss surrounds me in a warm light
Loving every second i take another bite....

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Oh, onion, pungent is your trait!

Over everything, you add zing.

On the cheeseburger on my plate

Or fried up as a crispy ring,

Only you, sweet bulb onion, can -

Of all veggies - make me cry! An

Ode for you, my dear; you are great!


June 11, 2018  for Joseph May's Pleiades Poetry Contest...

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It starts out with a goal,
But the foods you choose don't make you full,
So ask Atkins what to do,
This diet fad takes a lot of getting used to,
You lose the first ten with ease,
You celebrate with a cheeseburger minus the bun and cheese,
Now it's all down hill from here,
You have read too much into your diet and now it's not so clear...

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View that cholesterol wad
Sizzling cheeseburger
Hold the veggies, add ketchup
Tape burger to thighs
Hungry heart pulsates
Thump, thump, thump
Stop!
 
 
April 28, 2011
*Entry for Gwendolen’s Fast Food Epulaeryu contest
 PS -- Some are misunderstanding.  The "Stop" is the sound of the heart stopping when cholesterol clogs the arteries....

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The night you tried
I was trying to enjoy a cheeseburger
I called your bluff blindly
I was bored by you
You decided to prove me wrong
I heard the distinct click
the noisy pop
my burger dropped
I had ringing in my ears
It landed on the plate
bloody with ketchup
ketchup splatters everywhere
Burgers remind me of you
I don't dare eat them
They make me sick.
...

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C is for being Cheesy 
H is for Happiness that you have 
E is for the Energy that you have 
E is for being Excellent 
S is for Shining 
E is for the Excitement you have 
B is for being Brilliant 
U is for being Unique
R is for being Radiant 
G is for being Great 
E is for being Energetic
R is being Real to yourself and others 

Happy National Cheeseburger Day...

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This Grand Opening
I attended: Scene
McDonald’s, Moscow,
Queue extended over
Under Pushkin Square
(Some saw the poet’s
Spirit rise and sniff
The air).  No
Royalty to cut
The ribbon, courtesy
Of Comrade Lenin,
Just some shivering,
Hatless Business Guys
With Cheeseburger Eyes,
Cutting Communism down
To size with French Fries,
Beating back
The Russian Winter
With Hot Apple Pies....

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Mary, Mary so ordinary
how is it you never do tell
about the wonders in your
garden of delight with
bluebells and cockle
shells that seem to
glow with a
crystal
light?

And, my dear friend Jack, at last you have
told Mrs. Sprat enough lean now!
You want a cheeseburger and 
a vanilla milkshake
right away and you
will not stand for
another
hungry
day.


~~~~ (to be continued ... perhaps )...

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WIPE THE TEARS FROM YOUR EYES
THE ONIONS ARE TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU
CRY NO MORE THAT THEY SHALL
BE SAUTEED AND EATIN!
THAT THE LABORS OF THESE PERSONS SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN
THAT THESE ONIONS SHALL MAKE FOOD FOR HUNGRY PERSONS
TO COMPLIMENT THE MEAT OF THEIR CHOSING

AND SHALL (SOME) BE SAUCED IN GRAVY
THE ONIONS SHALL BE TASTED AND LOVED
THAT THE EFFORDS OF THOSE WHO LABORED MIGHT NOT BE
OR HAVE BEEN IN VAIN!...

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big fat greasy cheeseburgers
big and fat
fat and greasy
1/4 lb.
1/2 lb.
1 lb.!
just give it to me good
Come to daddy!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Big and cheesey
Fat and greasy
Big and greasy
Fat and cheesey
Cheeseburger!
Bacon?
Yes, I hope it's not taken
Pickle?
Of course, it's just an xtra nickle
Extra cheese?
Are u kidding? Absolutely...please!
Mayo?
not today, i'll have a french fried potato
grill it
broil it
fry it
just let me eat it!...

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