Short Cetacean Poems

when paired
pilot whales
choose one mate for life
a monogamous linkage
survivors will beach themselves when their mate dies...

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Narwhal of the sea
Cetacean be
Ivory Share with me
Unicorn we see

Twenty foot oh whee
Spiral tusk I’ll be
You enlighten me
Narwhal of the sea...

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Is bad kangaroo stew
                a marsupial goo?
Is a pachyderm’s junk
                in an elephant’s trunk?
Does a prim spoon-billed stork
                use a knife and a fork?
Is whale splash in the ocean
                a cetacean commotion?...

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Discect the cetacean on the table
Intercept the axon if you are able
Detect the carcass beneath the table
Protect the deadbeats, as they are unable.

Seven Senators Stood Singing (p)salms!
Shrimp stuffed pie crust often alarms!
consideration only harms!

Boris Yeltzin with upraised Arms!...

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’Twas Jonah the Lord God did teach,
When orders he opted to breach.
God’s porpoise not thwarted,
Escape was aborted,
With Jonah spit up on the beach.

If the fish had refused God right then,
Having tasted the flavor of men,
An immoral cetacean
That fell from creation,
Or a case of Original Fin?...

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"Ha! You silly old cetacean ..." cried Fat Seal on his berg ...

"There's NO such thing as climate change!"

"Of course there isn't," Orca agreed ...

"You're SO much smarter than those other seals" (long since headed north)

"So why aren't you chasing them, silly fool?!?" Fat Seal asked

"Well, to be honest, I'm a bit lazy", replied Orca, smiling ...

But patient, he mused to himself ... eyeing the shrinking ice....

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