Short Captain Poems

Short Captain Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Captain by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Captain by length and keyword.


Silly Willie Ups a Dilly

The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work
Form: Limerick


Captain Quark

Captain Quark,
had a lark,
Driving his poor friends nuts,
But Captain Quark,
his mind so dark,
was nothing but a putz.
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.

William Shatner

William Shatner (Captain Kirk),
Best known for his acting work,
In music he would speak the song,
Resulting in a say-along.
Form: Clerihew

Ship and Crew

all ships
need crew

forecastle
chain gang

flight deck
airdales

deckapes
backbone

mess decks
feed crew

captain
in charge
Form: Footle

Honey Bunches of Broke

Inspiration to start the day
Captain the Titanic like Uncle money bags
Sail off or float
Digging sand dollars around the moat


Premium Member Clerihew Bairnsfather

Captain Bruce Bairnsfather full of jest
a WWI cartoonst was his quest
Best known character 'Old Bill'
many a fan love him still
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member 2016

This summer’s great
Captain America
And Independence Day
And in the fall/winter
Star wars
And in the 
Dredges of winter
Aiko
© Cs Parker  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member An a C Rhyme

In the alphabet is the letter C
     When it is dark - I can not see
      The captain sails his ship to
                    sea.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member My Contst Pom

Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good **** in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"
Form: Limerick

Three Year Stint

Three Year Stint

William Shatner
Was a space captain only as an actor.
He told fans to get a life,
Which only brought him strife.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Superlative Spectacle

Learn to cuss with class,
that way you don’t need a filter; 
Sail off my Captain!
Embrace that stormy sea of 
superlative spectacle.
Form: Tanka

Caught

My sweet cat loves 2 percent milk
Which I put in Captain Crunch
Halfway through my meal, she took a sip
But I still finished up my brunch
© C.W. Bryan  Create an image from this poem.
cat

Premium Member Iceberg

Indigenous your home
Incomprensible
Indestructable ship
Indecisive captain
Interrupted this trip
Impression of safety
Indelible losses
© Sam Scott  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Pleiades

Fat Goat

did you hear about the fat goat
who is captain of a small boat
when he sits down
you could possibly drown
it's a miracle it stays afloat
Form: Limerick

The Cartographer

Located where, is Heaven, on these maps?
Cleverly hidden in Epitaphs?
Perchance in Stars seen from afar-
Or buried with Captain Cook, perhaps?

Float

A large boat sailing and never stopping.
It began swaying and rocking.
The captain lost control of the boat.
I hope they know how to float.
Form: Quatrain

In the Gravy

The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.
Form: Limerick

Bell Captain

Bell Captain

Bill Shatner
Was in TV ads as a hotel rate flattener.
Maybe known from his original dint
As a space captain in a 3 year stint.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Captain James T Kirk

Captain James T Kirk,
His duties he did not shirk.
Fictional Captain of the U.S. Enterprise,
Played by William Shatner, a name most recognize.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member marauders unite

marauders unite
pillage village captain said
next day two lay dead

not as much fun now
knees gone, they move very slow
old age full of woe
Form: Senryu

Premium Member Eric Patrick Clapton

Eric Patrick Clapton failed at being a sea captain great guitarist who started many bands and earned the sobriquet Slow Hand
Form: Clerihew

The Spin

The ship was about for a spin
When the captain fell on his chin
He kept spinning around
Then toss to the ground
Oh now, the poor captain was pin
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

No Ease

Captain Kirk told God, "I'm exploring
So you are bound to see me soaring
But man alive
That damn warp drive
Sounds worse than Methuselah snoring!"
Form: Limerick

Captain James T Kirk

Captain James T. Kirk

Captain James T. Kirk
Beat Kobayashi Maru 
Genesis Project 


1.10.2017©deborah burch 

Form: senryu 
Theme: StarTrek
Form: Senryu

Scallywag

Lines hold ship most fast.
She rests now loading copra.
Scallywag sails soon.
Captain and mate check seams' tar.
High and vast seas will wait them.
sea

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