Short Butt Poems
Short Butt Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Butt by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Butt by length and keyword.
A woman decides to bare
All her goods, she didn't dare
She was ridicule
Because she was nude
She actually didn't care
she got it
her cloth fit
very thigh
just right
she like a wheel
she is my love meal
she cover all my needs
BIG BUTT LOUISE
see me grove watch mr move
i got all the tools
am dancing fool
everyone think am cool
i get down in my loft
i
DANCE MY BUTT OFF
A man wanted to be seen
After wearing cut out butt jeans
He enticed a crowd
Who got very loud
Because what he wore was obscene
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Basking on the sun-lit ice.
Walrus mumble filled with hype.
Today I haven't a thing to do
(that's nice)
But fish, butt-wipe, butt you.
Aging is not for the faint of heart
smile lines bags and cellulite sags
Your butt begins to fall apart
As your mind matures wisdom hacks.
your hard to please
put my mind at ease
stop the hell
you live in a shell
no doudt
you nee d to get out
you live in HUTT
and a
PAIN IN THE BUTT
whats with you
you make me blue
all the bad thing you do
you stop
or get off this block
i love you too
very much
but
your a
PAIN IN THE BUTT
On Halloween night I will strut
Dressed like Jabba the Hut
Many sweets I will eat
As it is trick or treat
And double the size of my butt
they show there stuff
have that lust
for all of us
they party until dust
its more than two or three
i call one you see
her name is sade
part of the
BIG BUTT LADY
A vain, self important baboon
Would preen as he made ladies swoon
Chin chiselled and firm
A blonde curly perm
His butt still looks like a balloon
Butts are fine for any type of cleason
Where all are lign for any line of reason
That all are pined for
any kind of deason
So all who'd know
far any kind of feason
The Butt of Life!
True faithful righteous
May find their butts bashed against
Thoughtless sharp lampoons.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 16, 2010
Poetic form: Senryu
My son brought home an ugly old toad
And flushed him down our only comode
My wife didn't see him there
And it gave her quite a scare
She screamed out loud when it overflowed
I was with my girlfriend at dinner
With each bite she took, she got thinner
Until she was just skin and bone
I blinked twice and I was alone
I then woke up, lying next to her
Alright, okay, enough is enough
It's supposed to be warm, what's with this stuff
Still wearing woolies
Protecting my goodies
Without 'em, icicles would be dangling from my butt
I got dressed in a rush - I didn’t take care
I’d forgotten to put on any underwear!
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You are today
Worth to you a dime,
To me a nickel
To her a penny
A house 30 million
A man a house
The past a Man
Earth the future
The future nothing.
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And the hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut
TV sure has changed since I was a wee one
Stuff that's allowed today would surely have stunned
Nudity and stuff
Foul words up our butt
We've come a long way since Mickey Mouse and bubble gum
My neighbour, her name’s Emma Boyd
Is someone you’d want to avoid
I will succinctly put
She’s a pain in the butt
I’ve renamed this gal Emma Royd
FICTION POEM
03/25/21
As of today Jacko wants you to be aware
No more pussy footin' around, c'est la guerre
Are y'all wit me or agin me
Must choose or better flee
This time mean business, so get off you butt and declare
Across the fields a gallopin' we went
Our mane's soaring with our speed
Exhilaration, delight!
Upon my beloved steed-
Exploring many a mile
Elation in my gut
Grinning a goofy smile-
Oh- but OWW - my butt!
A. Green
The price of a barrel of oil is plummeting right now
Won't be reflected at the pumps right away, those cows
When the price goes up
We get kicked in the butt
When they go down it takes forever, those dirty old sows
© Jack Ellison 2015
Her belly reminds me of Buddha
Huge boobies just like a cow’s udder
From her mouth hangs a cig
She does not give a fig -
I’m thankful that she’s not MY Mudda!
Title refers to the cigarette butt hanging from her mouth
10/26/18