Short Butt Poems
Short Butt Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Butt by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Butt by length and keyword.
A woman decides to bare
All her goods, she didn't dare
She was ridicule
Because she was nude
She actually didn't care
she got it
her cloth fit
very thigh
just right
she like a wheel
she is my love meal
she cover all my needs
BIG BUTT LOUISE
Licky butt, oh, licky butt
Lick your bum my lovely puppy
Gonna feed you a dead guppy
It's belly up
So feed it to the pup.
If fart could kill, many of my obsessed fans would have already died following my butt wherever it goes.
September 1, 2023
see me grove watch mr move
i got all the tools
am dancing fool
everyone think am cool
i get down in my loft
i
DANCE MY BUTT OFF
A man wanted to be seen
After wearing cut out butt jeans
He enticed a crowd
Who got very loud
Because what he wore was obscene
The Easter Butt, the Easter Butt
Put Away Your Booze and Smut
Kiss your Spouse and Hug your Mutt
And Motorboat the Easter Butt.
Wiping my butt with sandpaper
shredding the skin off my cheeks
inhaling my own fecal vapor
i bleed from my butt crack for weeks
Don't assume I'm out, til the count of ten
I just may get up, and then
While the clock is still tickin'
Give your butt a big kickin'
Exercise
To gym
To slim
Can’t jump
Too plump
Oh God!
My bod
I dread
The tread
Big Butt
So what
No fun
I'm done!
When God was a burning bush
He happened to see Eve's tush
Butt wise to his games
Eve peed on the flames
And disappeared in a whoosh!
tiles dusted with snow-
trickle down rivulets fill the
rain butt
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Basking on the sun-lit ice.
Walrus mumble filled with hype.
Today I haven't a thing to do
(that's nice)
But fish, butt-wipe, butt you.
The turkey had put on a show
When it was his time to go
He shuffled and strut
Even shook his feathery butt
Then made a run for the door
Aging is not for the faint of heart
smile lines bags and cellulite sags
Your butt begins to fall apart
As your mind matures wisdom hacks.
Starlings wait outside
for the blackbirds to come 'round
so they can kick butt.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
May.27/2012
The biggest muscle in your body is your butt.
The strongest is your brain.
Sometimes people get these confused.
5/14/2018
Kale Brereton
it was a some fun
the dance run
some had big butt
you won't to touch
it made me bake like hot cake
watch them toot it
AND
SHAKE THERE BOOTY
An Indian beauty and nutter:
her eyelashes started to flutter,
her butt in the air
she laid it all bare,
revealing her hole of Calcutta...
The older I get the more I fret
When I look in the mirror and see-
No hips or butt
Just a great big gut-
I look like a fricken Orangutanee.
When you act as an ass, you are the butt of all the jokes!
~One line Poem#2 contest by Poet Destroyer A
I just hit rock bottom I fear
The landing sure tore up my rear
A BADLY bruised butt
But hey, ya know what?
I'm starting to LIKE it down here
your hard to please
put my mind at ease
stop the hell
you live in a shell
no doudt
you nee d to get out
you live in HUTT
and a
PAIN IN THE BUTT
Was a young girl from Dublin
Decidly fat not thin
Her butt played ping pong
when she wore a thong
watching a three rosary sin
Her pants were tight with a hole
Wearing them made her real bold
Butt cheeks hanging out
Shaking round about
To many she looked like pure gold