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She's a Pain In the Butt

My neighbour, her name’s Emma Boyd Is someone you’d want to avoid I will succinctly put She’s a pain in the butt I’ve renamed this gal Emma Royd FICTION POEM 03/25/21

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Eve Roper

Date: 5/18/2021 3:49:00 PM

funny :)

Jack Horne

Date: 4/9/2021 11:56:00 AM

LOL, love it - I can always rely on you for a chuckle x

Joseph May

Date: 3/29/2021 7:02:00 PM

Haha, Very clever Jan, love it..

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2021 3:10:00 AM

Thanks Joseph its one of my favourite poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/28/2021 7:43:00 AM

Your bawdy limericks are looked forward to by all. This one is absolutely hilarious,writing fun poem makes me re-laxed. So well penned. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 8:04:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer i think its one of my best ever:-) I am so delighted with the comments:-) hugs jan xx

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 3/28/2021 1:26:00 AM

Great Limerick! Have to watch out for Emmas! Never thought of it that way so far! Clever.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 8:04:00 AM

thanks Krish:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/27/2021 2:12:00 AM

Lol!Jan, This is hilarious. I need to be sleep; I laughed so loud that I probably woke up the whole house:-)Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 8:03:00 AM

I think its one of my best, I've entered it in a humour contest:-) hugs Jan xx

MD Johnson

Date: 3/26/2021 9:50:00 PM

This one made me laugh out loud. :-) MDJ

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 8:01:00 AM

thanks MDJ:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 3/26/2021 9:09:00 PM

Maybe 'Emma Royd' just needs some Preparation H~

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 8:00:00 AM

lol thanks Michelle:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/26/2021 12:02:00 PM

Clever girl! When rubbed the wrong way, the Devil to pay! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 8:00:00 AM

thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 3/26/2021 10:11:00 AM

Delightful! You describe so accurately a pesky neighbor of mine! Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 7:59:00 AM

Thankfully its fictional lol I have lovely neighbours xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/26/2021 10:07:00 AM

:) You're so funny, Jan! We've probably all known people with names that are ironic. There was a Leroy Wright on my college debate team. He was nicknamed Royally Wrong. Enjoyed your limerick! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 7:59:00 AM

It was such fun to write, i originally had the name Ann Droid but Emma Boyd was much better:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/26/2021 8:05:00 AM

Bet she carries a cushion with her wherever she goes lol Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 7:56:00 AM

Thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 3/26/2021 8:01:00 AM

Now This one really made me laugh. Emma Royed - Good One! a kick out of Kim's comment too. Love this. Going into my faves. Gotta remember this one for future use. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 7:56:00 AM

I think its my fave this month lol:-) thanks Judy xx:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/26/2021 7:02:00 AM

We often comfort ourselves with such nicknames. Don’t get nicked by the “Royd.” She’s a real arse!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 7:55:00 AM

lol Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 3/26/2021 7:00:00 AM

Well done! Darn royds

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2021 7:55:00 AM

lol thanks Mark it was such fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 3/26/2021 5:17:00 AM

Now that’s clever and hilarious!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2021 4:58:00 PM

Thanks Rick, I have never categorised any of my poems as hilarious as humour is so subjective but i had such fun writing this one:-) hugs jan xx congrats again on your POTD:-) xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 3/26/2021 3:25:00 AM

succinctly put Jan ty for stopping by hope you are keeping well hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2021 4:57:00 PM

thanks Shadow, so good to see you again, yes fab here thank you, hope you are keeping well too:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/26/2021 2:07:00 AM

- Hope she stays indoors now in corona time ... then you do not have to meet her :))) - Fun, Jan :) - Have a wonderful weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2021 7:04:00 AM

Thankfully its fiction lol:-) have a lovely weekend sweet lady:-) hugs Jan xx