Jan Allison Poet Limerick

She's a Pain In the Butt

My neighbour, her name’s Emma Boyd
Is someone you’d want to avoid
I will succinctly put
She’s a pain in the butt
I’ve renamed this gal Emma Royd


FICTION POEM

03/25/21

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Eve Roper May 18, 2021 at 3:49 PM funny :)

Jack Horne April 9, 2021 at 11:56 AM LOL, love it - I can always rely on you for a chuckle x

Joseph May March 29, 2021 at 7:02 PM Haha, Very clever Jan, love it.. Jan Allison April 2, 2021 at 3:10 AM Thanks Joseph its one of my favourite poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos March 28, 2021 at 7:43 AM Your bawdy limericks are looked forward to by all. This one is absolutely hilarious,writing fun poem makes me re-laxed. So well penned. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:04 AM Thanks Jennifer i think its one of my best ever:-) I am so delighted with the comments:-) hugs jan xx

Krish Radhakrishna March 28, 2021 at 1:26 AM Great Limerick! Have to watch out for Emmas! Never thought of it that way so far! Clever. Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:04 AM thanks Krish:-) hugs jan xx

Panagiota Romios March 27, 2021 at 2:42 PM Hysterical, Jan! Hugs, Pangie xx Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:03 AM I like that comment!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. March 27, 2021 at 2:12 AM Lol!Jan, This is hilarious. I need to be sleep; I laughed so loud that I probably woke up the whole house:-)Alexis Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:03 AM I think its one of my best, I've entered it in a humour contest:-) hugs Jan xx

MD Johnson March 26, 2021 at 9:50 PM This one made me laugh out loud. :-) MDJ Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:01 AM thanks MDJ:-) hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner March 26, 2021 at 9:09 PM Maybe 'Emma Royd' just needs some Preparation H~ Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:00 AM lol thanks Michelle:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta March 26, 2021 at 12:02 PM Clever girl! When rubbed the wrong way, the Devil to pay! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 8:00 AM thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw March 26, 2021 at 10:11 AM Delightful! You describe so accurately a pesky neighbor of mine! Bob Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 7:59 AM Thankfully its fictional lol I have lovely neighbours xx

Carolyn Devonshire March 26, 2021 at 10:07 AM :) You're so funny, Jan! We've probably all known people with names that are ironic. There was a Leroy Wright on my college debate team. He was nicknamed Royally Wrong. Enjoyed your limerick! Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 7:59 AM It was such fun to write, i originally had the name Ann Droid but Emma Boyd was much better:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham March 26, 2021 at 8:05 AM Bet she carries a cushion with her wherever she goes lol Tom Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 7:56 AM Thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Ball March 26, 2021 at 8:01 AM Now This one really made me laugh. Emma Royed - Good One! a kick out of Kim's comment too. Love this. Going into my faves. Gotta remember this one for future use. God Bless, JB Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 7:56 AM I think its my fave this month lol:-) thanks Judy xx:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues March 26, 2021 at 7:02 AM We often comfort ourselves with such nicknames. Don’t get nicked by the “Royd.” She’s a real arse! Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 7:55 AM lol Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin March 26, 2021 at 7:00 AM Well done! Darn royds Jan Allison March 29, 2021 at 7:55 AM lol thanks Mark it was such fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux March 26, 2021 at 5:17 AM Now that’s clever and hilarious! Jan Allison March 26, 2021 at 4:58 PM Thanks Rick, I have never categorised any of my poems as hilarious as humour is so subjective but i had such fun writing this one:-) hugs jan xx congrats again on your POTD:-) xx

Shadow Hamilton March 26, 2021 at 3:25 AM succinctly put Jan ty for stopping by hope you are keeping well hugs Jan Allison March 26, 2021 at 4:57 PM thanks Shadow, so good to see you again, yes fab here thank you, hope you are keeping well too:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 26, 2021 at 2:07 AM - Hope she stays indoors now in corona time ... then you do not have to meet her :))) - Fun, Jan :) - Have a wonderful weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 26, 2021 at 7:04 AM Thankfully its fiction lol:-) have a lovely weekend sweet lady:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood March 26, 2021 at 2:05 AM I’m glad you went public with this one, Jan. I was worried you might sit on it. He hee! Terry Jan Allison March 26, 2021 at 7:04 AM lol Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar March 26, 2021 at 12:21 AM There are many such people on the soup, Jan. So don't worry your head. Jan Allison March 26, 2021 at 7:04 AM Yeah there are a couple of pain's in the butt on soup but the poem is fictional my neighbours are all lovely:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf March 25, 2021 at 8:09 PM This has 'gout' to be one of your best, Jan! lol. And that's saying something. Cheers, gw Jan Allison March 26, 2021 at 7:03 AM lol GW to be honest this one and the stripper one are my faves this year lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Merryman March 25, 2021 at 6:13 PM Is this based on truth, Jan? Great limerick! Blessings, Kim M Jan Allison March 25, 2021 at 6:19 PM lol pure fiction - I initially had the name as Ann Droid but changed it to Emma Boyd so i had the word play with the final line lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier March 25, 2021 at 6:12 PM too funny ~ great one, Jan Jan Allison March 25, 2021 at 6:18 PM thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx